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@poeticjustice wrote:
I’ll tell you a a story, So all sit still
I was chatting to a mate, he offered a bet
And I said I willHe reckoned it wasn’t possible
To control you freaks
I said it could be done
And it wouldn’t take weeksI said I could make you rhyme
And not tell you to do so
Like the Pied Piper and the rats
It was go go go….I must admit my little sheep
It was easier than I thought
A few rhymes here, A few rhymes there
And most of you were caughtAnyway I thank you all
I took the bet, I’m glad I did
So I’m off out to the pub
To spend my fifty quidAs for poetry, odes
And words of rhyme
I don’t really give a sh1t
But thought it apt this one last time
I dangled the bait and you bitI don’t do poetry for anyone
anyway the clue was in your name
so
ner ner :roll:and after what I was expecting to follow
a £50 bet to get us to do ryhme is an anti-climax@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
We came together
In a frenzied embrace
Mouths locked, Nostrils flared
Snorting like fighting bulls
Kissing, stroking, groping
Fumbling with buttons and belts
Hooks and eyes
Until we lay in a heap
Disordered in our semi nakedness
I caressed her breasts
Teasing her nipples
First with fingers
Before attending to them orally
I moved my hand across her soft belly
And pulled up her skirt
My mouth alternated between
Her swollen nipples and her eager mouth
My slipped under her skirt
And I reached up
Until I felt the silk of her underwear
I pulled them down to her ankles urgently
Then I moved my hand steadily
Up her long stockined leg
From ankle to calf to her inner thigh
The soft naked flesh above her stocking
Before combing my fingers through
Her luxuriant growth
She turned her attentions once again
To my ear frantically exploring it with her tongue
I cupped her pubic bone in my hand
And rocked it gently
Then I slipped my fingers between her lips
Into the creamy wetness
She moaned gently in my ear
And slid her finger around my swollen shaft
Tugging roughly at me
As I worked her wet flesh
Until her rhythmic moaning Reach crescendo
And she came
Her thighs closed on me
Then she rolled onto her back
For me to mount her
She wanted me so badly
And my balls ached for the want of her
I lay on her and we kissed
And I probed at her wetness
Teasing her lips with my tip
Then in her urgency
with her slender legs wrapped around me
She pulled me in until she enveloped me
Then she gripped me
Vice like with her slim yet powerfull thighs
Preventing my withdrawal
Her mouth was again on my ear
Licking and chewing
Her razor like nails dug into my skin
I arched my back
And entered her deeper
Then her grip on my hips lessoned
I withdrew and thrust into her again
She writhed beneath me moaning
As she tongued my ear
I thrust again
She bit my lobe
Her nails were now in my buttocks
I thrust again and again
Then again faster and faster
We moan loudly in unison
Until I exploded inside her
And she clung to me like a limpet
There we lay in the afterglow of passion
Locked in fond embrace
For a timeless period
Until our passions were again arousedbeautiful :lol:
@poeticjustice wrote:
There’s lots of regs I’d like to meet
Shaz, Pats, Pb, Lucky and Cath
Fastcars, Pebbles, Ugo and Pete
Actor, Ruby, Bon, Dee and Sunny
The last one I think.. Is so funny….Thanks.
I don’t blame you for not wanting to meet sian by the way.
Let’s face it, waking up in the morning not knowing where you are or how you got there is not everyone’s cup of tea. :wink:
wtf .. you obviously haven’t read many of sunny’s posts.
She’s as boring as fook and a short arsed c00nt too.
And who’s bon?
Oh and did i mention i used to have a three legged dog with one eye called Lucky?I’ve just read a pointless thread,
Fast food instead of a meal
Will (if you are what you eat)
Superfry a member’s head;
An betcha that ‘nifty’ wernt real..
I hate that actor wiv a passion
have you seen his sence of fasion
He once wore socks with open toed shoes
as he stood on a grass hill
He likes sky blues now that is sad
and he thinks its great to call me mad
i may be short and even a c00nt
But at least i aint a gormless runt :wink:
lol DOA
lol sunny :lol:
^^^^ you’ve all gone stark staring raving bonkers barmy loony.
Loving all the poems :)
@minim wrote:
^^^^ you’ve all gone stark staring raving bonkers barmy loony.
Loving all the poems :)
I’ll get working on one then.
You will be included… :?Now moms you no i love you dealy
But this as made me feel so cheery
the starter of this thread might be fun
Then again they could be a pain in the bum
But i like the way they have brought some class
Ok i no im talking out me ass :twisted:
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