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@poeticjustice wrote:
@sword wrote:
You forgot the bloke they know as sword
With many he strikes a poignant chord
In search of morons he does hunt
He likes to make them look a cunt.But wait for it I’ll get a reposte
They’ll bullshit and chest thump at all cost
You see they are righteous never wrong
The clique list of JC is very long.Good luck dear poet you may just wish
You’d never joined this site of pish
Of people that poise and make it real
I hope your approval they stealthily seal.I admire you sword
And your words of rhyme
The clique will hate me
I’ts just a matter of timeUntil then I shall annoy
With all my rhyming words
And in the words of sunny
I shall humiliate all the turdsOne by one I’ll pick them off
And leave them all a dither
One in particular i shall scare
And make them shake and shiver*reads thebook to look for her name*
phwew it isnt in itI have a feeling in my waters :?
*walks off scratching her head, hoping desperately that Sarah doesn’t win Big Brother*
watch this space
i cant even be bothered to wonder which reg this is :-$
@pete wrote:
i cant even be bothered to wonder which reg this is :-$
bet it aint you know who…………………………..
@cath 55 wrote:
@pete wrote:
i cant even be bothered to wonder which reg this is :-$
bet it aint you know who…………………………..
Who kate :roll:
We came together
In a frenzied embrace
Mouths locked, Nostrils flared
Snorting like fighting bulls
Kissing, stroking, groping
Fumbling with buttons and belts
Hooks and eyes
Until we lay in a heap
Disordered in our semi nakedness
I caressed her breasts
Teasing her nipples
First with fingers
Before attending to them orally
I moved my hand across her soft belly
And pulled up her skirt
My mouth alternated between
Her swollen nipples and her eager mouth
My slipped under her skirt
And I reached up
Until I felt the silk of her underwear
I pulled them down to her ankles urgently
Then I moved my hand steadily
Up her long stockined leg
From ankle to calf to her inner thigh
The soft naked flesh above her stocking
Before combing my fingers through
Her luxuriant growth
She turned her attentions once again
To my ear frantically exploring it with her tongue
I cupped her pubic bone in my hand
And rocked it gently
Then I slipped my fingers between her lips
Into the creamy wetness
She moaned gently in my ear
And slid her finger around my swollen shaft
Tugging roughly at me
As I worked her wet flesh
Until her rhythmic moaning Reach crescendo
And she came
Her thighs closed on me
Then she rolled onto her back
For me to mount her
She wanted me so badly
And my balls ached for the want of her
I lay on her and we kissed
And I probed at her wetness
Teasing her lips with my tip
Then in her urgency
with her slender legs wrapped around me
She pulled me in until she enveloped me
Then she gripped me
Vice like with her slim yet powerfull thighs
Preventing my withdrawal
Her mouth was again on my ear
Licking and chewing
Her razor like nails dug into my skin
I arched my back
And entered her deeper
Then her grip on my hips lessoned
I withdrew and thrust into her again
She writhed beneath me moaning
As she tongued my ear
I thrust again
She bit my lobe
Her nails were now in my buttocks
I thrust again and again
Then again faster and faster
We moan loudly in unison
Until I exploded inside her
And she clung to me like a limpet
There we lay in the afterglow of passion
Locked in fond embrace
For a timeless period
Until our passions were again arousedI’ll tell you a a story, So all sit still
I was chatting to a mate, he offered a bet
And I said I willHe reckoned it wasn’t possible
To control you freaks
I said it could be done
And it wouldn’t take weeksI said I could make you rhyme
And not tell you to do so
Like the Pied Piper and the rats
It was go go go….I must admit my little sheep
It was easier than I thought
A few rhymes here, A few rhymes there
And most of you were caughtAnyway I thank you all
I took the bet, I’m glad I did
So I’m off out to the pub
To spend my fifty quidAs for poetry, odes
And words of rhyme
I don’t really give a sh1t
But thought it apt this one last time
I dangled the bait and you bitsimple things as they say :wink:
i’m just waiting for everyone to say i knew all along :lol:I wish they’d leave the sheep alone.
@cherrybomb wrote:
I wish they’d leave the sheep alone.
[afterthought – Does that also mean we wont get to see the alledged humiliation? I paid good money to bag a ringside seat]
Means his mates a dozy git for betting him £50
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