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    @sunny wrote:

    Im doing good me old mate pink

    where ya been have ya been in the clink

    You say you had a real life just

    Dont be talking out ya bust

    No one on here can say they leave

    They alway come back to have a peave

    Well now ya back your doing fine

    But god im getting sick of the ryme lol :wink:

    I tried real life for a bit, but it scared me so I came back

    :P :twisted: :twisted:

    #369248

    @sword wrote:

    I’d hate to even consider your level ginge… I’m sure that 99.9% of the people here that have the misfortune to stumble upon your rants can measure your level. Keep ranting, there’s a good ginge.

    Now now boys calm yerselves, You are spoiling this brilliant arty poetic thread. Make up, give each other a cuddle and write a nice poem about it.

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :P

    #369249

    I can feel the love just oozing from this thread. I am all overcome with emotions only an undertaker could relate to.

    #369250

    I saw all the wonderful poems written here and felt an overcoming urge to remit my own brilliant masterpiece as follows…………….

    You sit here day after day
    thinking of something smart to say
    whilst lifting your skirt and loosening your pubes
    god your pathetic me alco mate rubes

    The slander against gingers
    the abuse to all comers
    fills me with a notion
    you’re a right bunch of bummers

    So again i’ll go wandering
    to enjoy my real life
    whilst the rest of you losers
    get off on this night after night

    You spout poison
    on a regular basis
    hating each other one minute
    and the next you’re best mates

    You really should try
    and enjoy the time you have left
    cos im sure more than half of you
    are hours from death

    Your spite will destroy you
    and age you, agree
    but i can only sit and laugh
    you’re amusement to me

    I learnt a good lesson
    from using these boards
    your real friends are true
    to the rest its just words

    so before you respond
    take a note from my book
    and deal with the fact
    that half are not worth a look

    To those of you
    with an ounce of wit
    enjoy my little rhyme
    and the rest you must realise
    i dont give a sh it !!!

    How fecking good was that poetic ..I just made that up :!: :!: :lol: 8) :P :wink:

    #369251

    Bloody brilliant!!!!!!!! although i was a tad disapointed I didnt get a mention

    :twisted: :twisted: :P :P :P :P

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