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@pats wrote:
@sunny wrote:
Aint met no one of here ………………..But chated to pats on the phone
Dont be fooled by that ar se she sounds like a coal miner on a good day lol :twisted: :twisted:
pick a key sunny…………………………………………..anykey……………… :-
Well trouty if you had msn or text me to let me no instead of letting me make acomleat c00nt of me self i wouldn’t have said it lol
@sunny wrote:
@pats wrote:
@sunny wrote:
Aint met no one of here ………………..But chated to pats on the phone
Dont be fooled by that ar se she sounds like a coal miner on a good day lol :twisted: :twisted:
pick a key sunny…………………………………………..anykey……………… :-
Well trouty if you had msn or text me to let me no instead of letting me make acomleat c00nt of me self i wouldn’t have said it lol
lmao. i was chattin fasts bro up………………………..ner ner. :lol:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
I met matty and well….
I don’t think you will get much uptake on your offer of trading secrets m’ darling.
Something gone wrong? Want to share? :wink:
Lol bless hunni but am still an internet meet virgin.. just want to know who the nobs are before I dedide to meet them :wink: :wink: :lol:
@fastcars wrote:
I had Sunny and my brother in msn once having a belching competition using voice clip. You can guess who won hands down. Dirty bleeder she is… :lol:
LMFFFAAAOOOOSee now I’m a coont (as sunny would say!!)… I know a bloke who parades himself as Hugh Jackman ..in several forums :!: :!: :!: Posts his pic an all :!: :!: What can I say :?: :?: Expect GET A FOOKING LIFE :!: :!: :!: :!: :wink:
@sweetasbaileez wrote:
Come on then… dish the dirt..who’s met someone online and they’ve told you that they’re totally different to what they really are…. Any internet meet horror stories to tell :?: :?: You don’t have to name names…. it’ll be our little secret :wink: :lol: :lol:
I’ve met Rainbowbrite offline, and, she’s actually an 94 year old Albino bloke called ‘Gerald’
Don’t know what’s worse; being albanian, or having a name like; gerald! :?
I met someone from the net, she was called Lucy. She charged £100 per hour, and i’ve not seen her since. OH, and there was a time when i met someone called frances too, but she weren’t all she appeared to be. She had a beard, a pot belly. It’s not the beard that made me realise she was a he, it was when she said bend over in a deep voice, that’s when i started to shyte myself. :oops:
@woohoo wrote:
Don’t know what’s worse; being albanian, or having a name like; gerald! :?
I met someone from the net, she was called Lucy. She charged £100 per hour, and i’ve not seen her since. OH, and there was a time when i met someone called frances too, but she weren’t all she appeared to be. She had a beard, a pot belly. It’s not the beard that made me realise she was a he, it was when she said bend over in a deep voice, that’s when i started to shyte myself. :oops:
was that deliberate or unintentional?/
Either way, it gave me the best laugh tonight :lol:
Ok, i’ll put my hands up, it’s a hoax, i made it up. False accusation. Police weren’t too happy either. :lol:
Shut up, Ant.
You’re nothing but a kant!
Kant is the same as kunt with a C
Hey, why are you sat up in a tree?
Is it because you’re gay?
Who is that next to you? Oh, it’s Tray!
Tray is a homo, didn’t you know?
Didn’t his skirt give it away Ant you ho’?
All these years have passed by
And you’re still bi?
Ant, you will never change.
You will always be strange!p.s: we still meeting up this friday? I’m looking forward to you shoving a hedgehog up my bum.
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