Right i have finished checking everything ,
and due to the rat infestation , used condoms lying around, chewed whips and the rusty chains in the dungeons not to mention the loo is leaking all over the place and i just seen a floating :shock: ….. well ya get me drift!!!!!
i am sorry mrs pats but your establishment needs reburbishing and cleaning immediately…..
please put the closed sign up asap, you are closed til further notice!!!!!
“hangs up the “condemned” sign up above the door”
……….CONDEMNED………… :shock: :shock: :shock:
mmmmmmm wonder if this will work, :roll: i gotta get the 500 quid from somewhere :lol: lmaoooo :-