in these days of uncertaincy

and austerity

i was thinking if any fellow members have any handy housebound hints to get us through these worrying times

before we start yes im aware of viz,but its not that sure id like some funny tips

like

dont waste money on expensive binoculars simply just stand closer to the thing you want to view

apart from if youre dogging

or avoid SAFETY matches they are a con i dropped a lit one back of me auld sofa and the house went up

im now living in a van and shittting in a bag

but serious ones are counted as well

here i got one and its true

mashed potatos cure hiccups

right

anymore?

please dont make me be a tracy(shudders)