Mind you, for £32 you could probably buy a threesome with Patricia and Sian for at least 4 hours and still have change to get drunk (before going anywhere near either of them) and buy a pack of cigs.
A little bird tells me Dagger drank you under the table.
The North South divide….. what a wonderful thing.
Shall I place a couple of asprins and a glass of water besides your bed for when you wake?