I’m just making my wishlist

Will Smith, he seems genuinely nice and funny.
Or erm….Stephen Fry, I like his wit.

You don’t really know if you would get on with them though, or whether you would end up bored to death and wanting to go home early! So I’ll have a smattering of celebrities please, at least 5, and then at least I can listen to them natter.

@woohoo wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

I’ve won a £million on the lottery and I’ve just phoned an agency who – for a tidy sum – can get a top celebrity to meet up with me in a pub and pretend to like me for a couple of hours.
I’m just wondering who I’d like to have. :-k
Abi Titmuss says she’ll do it but won’t have sex with me afterwards.
Hmmm. That’s not much use then.

I think I’ll actually go with Jeremy Clarkson. I like his banter. And I don’t think Abi Titmuss would want sex with him either. :roll:

So who would be your choice? Not that I’m interested. :^o

You’ll choose Jeremy Clarkson, on the condition that he’ll have sex with you afterwards?
Ok! That’s quite frightening![/i

Any sane man would be after Hammond surely ?

I actually think you are onto a winner with Jeremy Clarkson but the sex would be very unsatisfying, it would involve a lot of standing around talking and then be over in less than 60 seconds.

@minim wrote:

I actually think you are onto a winner with Jeremy Clarkson but the sex would be very unsatisfying, it would involve a lot of standing around talking and then be over in less than 60 seconds.

60 seconds ? :shock: bloody hell he’s a goer then