I’m getting old :(

@minim wrote:

What about putting something back Tom? Doing something positive and heroic to be remembered for, like walking from lands end to john o’groats for charity, or doing VSO? Youth is about hedonism, but the real world has a tendency to grab you by the balls if you don’t contribute in a positive way to society, and with age comes a maturer understanding of our place in the cosmos, and what we can do to make the world a better place to be!

Failing that, just get a herd of goats and shag them all senseless.

I’m liking the latter suggestion very much.

Nah in all seriousness I am taking a look at my life harder now. I really need to do something with it instead of wasting it away being aimlessly angry at the world all the time and deliberately sabotaging myself. I’m trying to straighten myself out and entering my third decade with a bit of dignity instead of clinging onto my youth and trying to recapture ‘the good times’. I volunteer at my local community center now, I’ve vowed never to return to the far-right, even got a statement ready denouncing the far-right for the 1st August press conference about the launch of the FYP. If I’m gonna be involved with the FYP I thought honesty maybe the best policy, rather than having stuff dug up by reds. The FYP is something close to my heart, campaigning for a Yorkshire assembly, protecting our countryside, attacking high taxation on ‘middle classed’ businesses so we’ll get the middle classed businessmen of Yorkshire on our side, who will provide the funding for our campaign. Basically, just fighting for more local Democracy and a fairer economy for the people of Yorkshire, who are constantly oppressed and over-taxed by Parliament and are never given a say on whether we want houses built on our beautiful countryside!

@minim wrote:

Hmmm is the FYP the farmyard party? Or is it the five year party?

I am a tad confused about whether you want to join a farmyard so that you can have easier access to goats or whether you want to shag goats for five years with copious amounts of drugs and alcohol?

Freedom for Yorkshire Party. It’s being launched on the 1st of August (to coincide with Yorkshire Day).

But, being a party for Yorkshire, there will of course be a loy of farmyard animal sex.