I’m back of my R and R

Well i spent two weeks in Paphos with me mate and it was quite eventful i must say.

The first day and night consisted of drinking the Keg and Barrel dry of Johnsmith and also drinking many weird and wonderful shots not to mention copious amounts of Tequila (this was a mistake)

I then proceeded to leave my shirt and wallet with a receptionist called Sylvietta who happened to return 3 days later and gave me my wallet back with all the money in it and me bank cards – what a lovely honest young lady she was.

I then went out that night and proceeded to again drinking for the entire human race and then was raped by a 64 foot alien who broke my back – okay i exaggerated slightly – i lil lass as in short – but she did damage me back – so i was walking around like a stiff piece of card board for the next week.

After havng 4 massages over the next few days i decided to particpate in the drinking festivities once again where upon meeting this lovely lass called Karen who not only made the holiday very worth while but also had a good hand in fixing my back – with massages and special oils – i was so spoilt hehehehe.

Down side is i had my camera nicked from the Karaoke club 3 days before my r and r finished so i aint got to many pictures to produce i am afraid.

But me and my mate Benny had a thoroughly good time and highly recommed the Athena Beach Hotel in Paphos as the receptionists are gorgeous and so are the bar waitresses

The service was fantastic and i intend in returning there again for a holiday when i aint on tour here. Cyprus rules.

There withut going into too much detail that was my 2 weeks r and r.

Soulie mate i aint going into graphic detail on the massages :lol: :lol: