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@anita Gofradump wrote:
I choose Captain Crazy – Geoffers!
I have to agree with this one.
Captain Insanity would be a good laugh on a date because he would spend the entire evening regaling you with his internet exploits; there would never be a shortage of booze to fuel his outrageous tales; as the drink took hold of him, he would become progressively less discreet; by the end of the evening you would know ALL the inside goss on just about every female he had ever ‘come’ across (whether on cam or off it).
Oh and as an added bonus you could get him to disclose the highly intimate details of all the private messages he’d hacked into over the years.
@rubyred wrote:
Esmaralda ! oh most definite with NO second choice. she is well damm cleverer than me..and i like that in a partnership..yet we both write our comedic branch of comedy/pathos.
beside no one belives a word i say on here..apsrt from her as she knows the truth with being a fellow ( yet FAR superior) Philospher..
and we would Howl laughing at the memories we both know,,then toddle off into the
sunset,withy each telling the other ” i told ye so”!and probably hit each other in the face with a deep fried Pizza ! then kiss over a death by chocolate gateuax with whisky :)
i loves me Esme xx
Ruptures are red,
Corpses are blue
i’m a mentalist fuc/kup,
and Rubester is too.
Dissing Descartes and Nietzsche,
over whisky and beers,
though there’s nowt we like better,
than to laugh at JCers.
This assortment of misfits
all a-bit/chin’ and brawlin’
with their dignities splayed
like their legs – where they’re sprawlin’.
Hugs and kisses exchanged
in amidst the brute thuggery
with some not averse
to a bit of bum buggery,
Digs and catcalls aplenty
Accusations of heresy,
threats of lynchin’ on trees
and of whitesh/ite supremacy
Whilst the chatrooms resound
with the desperate talkers
and the messageboards thrive
with the weirdos and stalkers,
All dupes in a play
writ by barely clenched fist
of the gods in their heavens
sorely taking the pi/ss.
Has to be a threesome with Geoffers and Daggs 8) ..
Actually we’ve already met… and ended up doing This!
I’m the one in the middle… naturally 8-[
:P
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
Esmaralda ! oh most definite with NO second choice. she is well damm cleverer than me..and i like that in a partnership..yet we both write our comedic branch of comedy/pathos.
beside no one belives a word i say on here..apsrt from her as she knows the truth with being a fellow ( yet FAR superior) Philospher..
and we would Howl laughing at the memories we both know,,then toddle off into the
sunset,withy each telling the other ” i told ye so”!and probably hit each other in the face with a deep fried Pizza ! then kiss over a death by chocolate gateuax with whisky :)
i loves me Esme xx
Ruptures are red,
Corpses are blue
i’m a mentalist fuc/kup,
and Rubester is too.
Dissing Descartes and Nietzsche,
over whisky and beers,
though there’s nowt we like better,
than to laugh at JCers.
This assortment of misfits
all a-bit/chin’ and brawlin’
with their dignities splayed
like their legs – where they’re sprawlin’.
Hugs and kisses exchanged
in amidst the brute thuggery
with some not averse
to a bit of bum buggery,
Digs and catcalls aplenty
Accusations of heresy,
threats of lynchin’ on trees
and of whitesh/ite supremacy
Whilst the chatrooms resound
with the desperate talkers
and the messageboards thrive
with the weirdos and stalkers,
All dupes in a play
writ by barely clenched fist
of the gods in their heavens
sorely taking the pi/ss.
and THATS why i love you :)
@Sgt Pepper wrote:
Has to be a threesome with Geoffers and Daggs 8) ..
Actually we’ve already met… and ended up doing This!
I’m the one in the middle… naturally 8-[
:P
lol “Big Fun” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@rubyred wrote:
Dawny scared to reply in case she gets her pms read…
/wind up..but its trooooooooooooooooo !
I was in bed, sleeping!!!!!
@rainbowbrite wrote:
I’d take Matty to an OCS gig 8)
I bloody well hope he picks me!! Well he did set me up with my special guy…if it wasn’t for My Matty… i wouldn’t have my lil fruitcake to nag every day so this is a thanks to Matty i guess… and i haven’t seen Matty for a while :( And i’ve promised so that makes it really really bad.
If i could have a second date…and Tel…i know you are generous and will let me be cheeky.. because i’ll pretend im bi just so i can have another date…
I’d choose Lucky..one last fling before her wedding oi oi! I’ll be the one at the back shouting me! me! when they ask if there is anyone present who can say there is a lawful impediment.
She wants me! 8)
my secrets out :oops: :oops: :wink:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
my secrets out :oops: :oops: :wink:
It isn’t too late to call it off Luckster!
@rainbowbrite wrote:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
my secrets out :oops: :oops: :wink:
It isn’t too late to call it off Luckster!
:shock: tut!!!
Blonde/blue 8)
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