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  • #440794

    Baaa-aaaaaaaah

    (always worked as a chat up line in Wales)

    #440795

    Kenty, the clippers are a bit rusty, have you had your tetanus jab?

    I am O Rh+ if the worst comes to the worst

    #440796

    @james54 wrote:

    Hmm, I am sure I used to fit in these dungarees much easier. Why do they shrink with age?

    Pleasingly plump of Preston

    Well if they are tight……..why dont you…..Take one strap off and let it drape down the side….take off your shirt…that will give you more room…..undoe a button which will also give you some more room………..

    Phew it’s hot in here :lol:

    #440797

    Kenty, its not quite as glamourous as you hoped. My webcam baulked under the pressure as I practiced posing for you; some message about Need to Upgrade for Wide Screen Format whatever that might mean.

    Now where are those biscuits.

    #440798

    That’s exactly the same message as my webcam gives me :shock: I’ve already had a cream egg :lol:
    The last time I had a tetnus jab was when I went up north (ducks for cover :lol: ) so not long ago…and your blood group won’t help me I’m afraid..but if any hunk out there is Rh A neg…please feel free to pm me :lol:

    #440799

    Why are women so fickle?

    #440800

    to keep you men on your toes :wink:

    #440801

    @james54 wrote:

    Why are women so fickle?

    Hey thanks for the compliment I usually only get called fick :lol:

    #440802

    Wanted, one fickless woman, or sheep.

    #440803

    @james54 wrote:

    Wanted, one fickless woman, or sheep.

    8-[

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