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A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a lamb/sheep/wolf scale send an inappropriate picture to me and I will reply in confidence.
Discerningly Yours
James in Sheepskin
@james54 wrote:
A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a lamb/sheep/wolf scale send an inappropriate picture to me and I will reply in confidence.
Discerningly Yours
James in Sheepskin
:lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@james54 wrote:
A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a lamb/sheep/wolf scale send an inappropriate picture to me and I will reply in confidence.
Discerningly Yours
James in Sheepskin
:lol:
Kenty, the picture is really something else. In fact, its an old Morris Marina. Now stop teasing and send the proper one.
@james54 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@james54 wrote:
A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a lamb/sheep/wolf scale send an inappropriate picture to me and I will reply in confidence.
Discerningly Yours
James in Sheepskin
:lol:
Kenty, the picture is really something else. In fact, its an old Morris Marina. Now stop teasing and send the proper one.
You mean you didn’t notice me on the bonnet of the Morris Marina with my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?? Sheeesh! I did that pose especially for you :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@james54 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@james54 wrote:
A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a lamb/sheep/wolf scale send an inappropriate picture to me and I will reply in confidence.
Discerningly Yours
James in Sheepskin
:lol:
Kenty, the picture is really something else. In fact, its an old Morris Marina. Now stop teasing and send the proper one.
You mean you didn’t notice me on the bonnet of the Morris Marina with my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?? Sheeesh! I did that pose especially for you :lol:
Did you knit that from lambswool?
Of course :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
Of course :lol:
Doesn’t that make it itchy b****y not itsy bitsy?
Just getting my shearing gear on
James
Pssssst….Kenty……you dropped a few stitches……
Hmm, I am sure I used to fit in these dungarees much easier. Why do they shrink with age?
Pleasingly plump of Preston
It’s too itsy bitsy to make me sweat :lol: I’ve never been sheared before James I’m from Kent remember :shock:
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