if ya want a laugh try this…………

@johnboy25 wrote:

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with summer, I’m always cold – I’m used to it. As such, I prefer autumn and winter. Then summer comes along and fecks it all up. If I dress for summer, I’m too cold. If I don’t, I’m too warm – there’s never a happy medium.

And if it’s too warm, I can’t sleep. If I open a window, guess what happens? Too cold :evil:

Then there’s working dayshifts, two problems:

1. In total, I cover about two miles there and back in the heat so my shirt ends up sticking to me.
2. Having to fight my way past weans who hog the entire pavement along the way.

That about covers it.

Talk about a life story JB! Were you scarred as a youngster because you wanted to play the guitar and all you got was Ruby’s comb n paper?

Shaz…run….he looks like a man who means business. One snifter of a guitar… and he goes purple.

:shock:

hoy ( chuckle) i will have you know rainny, im a virtuoso on the Comb and paper !
and i like cosy days !

@rubyred wrote:

hoy ( chuckle) i will have you know rainny, im a virtuoso on the Comb and paper !
and i like cosy days !

I feel a twinge in me vocal chords Ruby. Shaz can play the Guii-tarrrrrr and there we have it. Oh and JB can whinge in the background…voila our own band.

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@johnboy25 wrote:

Nothing against guitars whatsoever – it’s just summer I hate. And christmas. And New Year. And anything with wings.

so when you see the bodyform advert you’re paralised with fear huh?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Fook me…. i spat me tea out.

@johnboy25 wrote:

Bodyform?! Take it that’s a wummin thing? And if we’re only talking about one lesbian then I certainly wouldn’t be happy. One other thing, why would a lesbian be wearing ‘his’ swimming trunks? :lol:

Anyway, it’s not often you hear me complaining :lol:

All real life isn’t it eh JB? :wink:

If you are concerned then he’s currently waiting for his sex swap op on the NHS…. if you were wondering….that is.