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18 August, 2014 at 5:19 pm #20163
Well, to be honest, there are several I’d like to see passed. For example, people with buggies would only be allowed to shop between the hours of 09.30 and 16.30 Monday to Friday. The same would apply for anyone over the age of 75.
For me though, I’d like to see snipers situated at every roundabout. Anyone who didn’t indicate as they approached their exit would be taken out immediately.
I appreciate this may seem slightly harsh, but I truly believe this is the way to go as far as law enforcement is concerned. Firm but fair.
18 August, 2014 at 5:28 pm #523357id like to see fat people(nowt against fatties per se) its just that when two tubby lovers walk down the promenade linking each other,i cant get past them i nearly got knocked down by a tram the other day as i swerved to avoid them. come on we arent all on holidaymi have to use the prom to get to work.
19 August, 2014 at 7:10 am #523358Ok I have to admit I am guilty of not indicating properly……..I don’t know why….I quite agree with the buggy brigade….
My law would be not letting oldies go early bird swimming!! I mean they have all day long to go…why do they need to be there at 6 or 7am really??? ….and god help you if you swim in their “space” while they are waiting for Doris and Arthur to turn up….if looks could kill19 August, 2014 at 3:14 pm #523359well then its patently obvious,just like the prom problem we need lanes
so lets say the prom has 5 lanes they could try this
lane 1,old fogeys
2,young lovers
3,the fat mob
4,dog walkers
5,joggers
6,the anything goes lane,its like just do your own thingthis could also apply to swimming pools
its got to be worth ago annit.?19 August, 2014 at 8:05 pm #523360Where would the fat old fogey out jogging with their young lover who only has to walk to keep up and their dog go?
I bags the anything goes lane, sounds like fun :twisted:
20 August, 2014 at 9:37 am #523361@Bemused Bystander wrote:
For me though, I’d like to see snipers situated at every roundabout. Anyone who didn’t indicate as they approached their exit would be taken out immediately.
I appreciate this may seem slightly harsh, but I truly believe this is the way to go as far as law enforcement is concerned. Firm but fair.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
There’d be hardly anyone left on the roads :lol:20 August, 2014 at 6:03 pm #523362I could have taken at least ten non-indicators out today. Just as well I’m the tolerant type.
Cosy, could you fit all those lanes in? Surely you’d need a double width one for our plumptious friends?
21 August, 2014 at 10:11 am #523363@Bemused Bystander wrote:
I could have taken at least ten non-indicators out today. Just as well I’m the tolerant type.
Do you have a camera in your car?
Do you report these people to the police?Do you just want to moan or are you actually doing something about these dangerous drivers?
21 August, 2014 at 4:18 pm #523364To be honest…it was all a bit tongue in cheek, as are the majority of my posts. One person’s sense of humour isn’t necessarily another’s. Apologies if you don’t like mine.
21 August, 2014 at 4:45 pm #523365dont know you so dont dislike you.
I understand where your coming from and if the answer was “just having a rant” – that too is fine, i was merely asking.
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