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16 June, 2006 at 10:24 pm #226393
You could go to a Lesbian Rally with a sign saying ”I f*ck women for fun”. You’d sure get plenty of offers !!!!!!
16 June, 2006 at 10:33 pm #226394@forumhostpb wrote:
You could go to a Lesbian Rally with a sign saying ”I f*ck women for fun”. You’d sure get plenty of offers !!!!!!
i’ll give that a miss.. i like my women to have at least some body hair
so ruby, if you baby sitting, where is your daughter?
16 June, 2006 at 10:53 pm #226395@rubyred wrote:
i have let them pop out for a drink and a meal,,by god he is taking advantage of me,,! he wants me to sit and sing scottish songs to him all night,!! he is lying here,looking all aroun then making a noise so i go over and pick him up and sing another verse ! I keep checking his nappy is dry etc..feck sake 4 days old and got me jumping through hoops !
altogether now,,
a fine wee lass,a bonnie wee lass is Bonny Wee Jeannie Mcoll….
(thats his fave !)
oi Rubes, if Norberts, content, feed n dry n clean,…. and only got the hicups… dinny pick him up,,/!! creatin a rod fir ur own back Grannie, let him be and sing fae a distance…. and my wee barra loves…. You shall have a fishy… on ur ikkle dishy…. u shall have a fishy when the boat comes in… dance fir ur mammy my ikkle laddie dance fir ur mammy my ikkle bhoyyyy ,…. and he’s loves’ i love u, u love me kisses kisses kisses 1 2 3 lol
16 June, 2006 at 10:56 pm #226396@rubyred wrote:
i have let them pop out for a drink and a meal,,by god he is taking advantage of me,,! he wants me to sit and sing scottish songs to him all night,!! he is lying here,looking all aroun then making a noise so i go over and pick him up and sing another verse ! I keep checking his nappy is dry etc..feck sake 4 days old and got me jumping through hoops !
altogether now,,
a fine wee lass,a bonnie wee lass is Bonny Wee Jeannie Mcoll….
(thats his fave !)
oi Rubes, if Norberts, content, feed n dry n clean,…. and only got the hicups… dinny pick him up,,/!! creatin a rod fir ur own back Grannie, let him be and sing fae a distance…. and my wee barra loves…. You shall have a fishy… on ur ikkle dishy…. u shall have a fishy when the boat comes in… dance fir ur mammy my ikkle laddie dance fir ur mammy my ikkle bhoyyyy ,…. and he’s loves’ i love u, u love me kisses kisses kisses 1 2 3 lol
16 June, 2006 at 10:57 pm #226397you see, you never told me about your daughters boyfriend, though the baby was a big hint :)
17 June, 2006 at 12:01 am #226398:lol: You live in the Peak District, Soulie. Why would you go to a city to camp? Anyroadup, camping isn’t about snaring chapettes. At least not in the short term. It’s about getting close to the land, developing a bit of a deeper side, an intimate bond between man and nature that borders on the spiritual. Chapettes dig that. At least the ones worth more than a quick shuftie up against a nightclub wall do.
17 June, 2006 at 12:09 am #226399@pikey wrote:
:lol: You live in the Peak District, Soulie. Why would you go to a city to camp? Anyroadup, camping isn’t about snaring chapettes. At least not in the short term. It’s about getting close to the land, developing a bit of a deeper side, an intimate bond between man and nature that borders on the spiritual. Chapettes dig that. At least the ones worth more than a quick shuftie up against a nightclub wall do.
i thought about bakewell, but when you live in it, you don’t tend to want to stay in it to get away
17 June, 2006 at 12:12 am #226400Soulie, I reckon forget towns and cities all together. Get yourself into some Wide Open Space.
17 June, 2006 at 12:14 am #226401They are all tarts in Bakewell, so I would stay well away. If I were you I would dress up for the night (best bib and tucker) and come on here as a sophisticated gent. You are bound to impress the girls….well it works for Pikey!
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