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I wish the ground would open up.. and swallow me up…
last nite when Mr Wolfie returned from work.. he said.. Henry was tryin to get ahold of me at work… ( his m8 who satys with my m8.. i had just given then wardrobes etc… ) i said its prob to find out what i like.. as Irene wanted to get me sumthing for givin her the bedroom stuff… then came the phone……
Henry words were…. at nite r u 2 not missin anything..?? Mr Wolfie said.. errr… no don’t think so… he replied u sure… MJ not missin out of anything… so he then asked me… i said nope… nothin.. well in the wee bedside chest of draws there was left…. a vibrator n love egg…. YIP…. MY SEX TOYS…. im like holy JMMOG… how the foxes hat am I goin to live this down… especailly when im workin in the pub this sat nite and henry drinks in it… i can here the song requests now…. can I sing/…. Good Vibrations…
Mr wolfie said he’s not comin with me to pub on sat lol let me take the flak lol i can here all the guys now…
lmfao @ ruby… ive told him to bin them…. i hadnt been at the flat since june… and they were wiped clean lol with buZZ wipes lol… but i can imagine the flak im goin to take lol glad ive got good thick scottish skin lol i can handle it lol lets say this sat nite will be a barrow of laffs at my expensive this time lol…
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OMG!!!!!!!! How embarrassing!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
But it’s funny cos it didn’t happen to me!! 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Best of luck down the pub Mary :wink: :twisted:
:lol: Reminds of a joke i got the other day in email……..
So….
there you are,
having a
dinner party…..
Your parents
are there,
Your in-laws
are there,
Your boss and
his wife
are there,
The minister and
his wife
are there,
You’re all
settling down
for a
nice relaxing
evening dinner,
Then
in
walks
the
dog….…..
……….
………….
………………
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[/URL]Well just think – Next year you’ll probably think it’s pretty funny and then you can laugh your ass off about it. Things seem much worse in the moment, then in hindsite – it actually makes life that much more interesting.
:lol: :lol:lmfaoooo that is quality! =D>
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