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  • #523722

    so I aint welcome then…fair enough :(

    #523723

    @trapper wrote:

    so I aint welcome then…fair enough :(

    Hmmm, I may have been a little hasty. I suppose I could allow a handful of blokes in there – primarily to make me look good. To apply, please answer the following..

    Are you :
    Funny
    Good looking
    Rich
    Interesting

    If you can honestly answer ‘yes’ to more than one of the above, then I’m afraid your application will be declined.

    #523724

    you forgot well hung :wink:

    #523725

    @irish_lucy wrote:

    you forgot well hung :wink:

    Or… maybe I didn’t forget and am just supremely confident that there won’t be any competition in that department.

    No, ya right, I just forgot.

    #523726

    @omalleythealleycat wrote:

    @irish_lucy wrote:

    you forgot well hung :wink:

    Or… maybe I didn’t forget and am just supremely confident that there won’t be any competition in that department.
    .

    :P :P

    @omalleythealleycat wrote:

    No, ya right, I just forgot

    :(

    #523727

    oh here she is poking about like an used ferret

    #523728

    I just been thinking mally
    lets all get a mally smart card,plug it in the telly then we can all watch what you are watching
    I do a similar thing to ballstars music system
    getting a bit sick of dancing queen tho

    #523729

    @irish_lucy wrote:

    @omalleythealleycat wrote:

    @irish_lucy wrote:

    you forgot well hung :wink:

    Or… maybe I didn’t forget and am just supremely confident that there won’t be any competition in that department.
    .

    :P :P

    @omalleythealleycat wrote:

    No, ya right, I just forgot

    :(

    OF course, even if I hadn’t forgotten, I still wouldn’t have mentioned it, on account of me being supremely confident that there wouldn’t be any competition in that department. :D

    Besides, I own a panga (the knife, not the fish).

    #523730

    @rogue trader wrote:

    I just been thinking mally
    lets all get a mally smart card,plug it in the telly then we can all watch what you are watching
    I do a similar thing to ballstars music system
    getting a bit sick of dancing queen tho

    Not sure that’s a good idea.. I’m a bit of a flicker.. and I change channels a lot too (it’s that boredom thing again ya see).

    Dorothy, your eyes are like *flick* peanut butter, full of *flick* building sand and cement, it’s then easy to make *flick* shampoo and conditioner *flick* Go Daddy.

    #523731

    @omalleythealleycat wrote:

    @trapper wrote:

    so I aint welcome then…fair enough :(

    Hmmm, I may have been a little hasty. I suppose I could allow a handful of blokes in there – primarily to make me look good. To apply, please answer the following..

    Are you :
    Funny
    Good looking
    Rich
    Interesting

    If you can honestly answer ‘yes’ to more than one of the above, then I’m afraid your application will be declined.

    Is funny looking ok ?
    I am saggittarius half man half horse.. hung like a man face like a horse but licensed to shit in the street

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