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25 December, 2021 at 6:12 pm #1143091
i have foibles,like tenets and beleifs,one of my personal hatreds is ppl who swear on thread titles,just no need for it is there?,in fact i think,er dunno where im going with this tbh,,oh yeh yeah,its i dont like gratitous swearing somebody says im going out to the fcknshop
why say fckn just say shop
so
i was gonna call this thread you robbing barstards,then i thought hypocrisy,as old members may recall (not that theres many left),i disappeared for about 2 years or so from here,not the last time i was gone for 4 years that was different i know it was 4 years nearly 5 on gds quiz “sticky” truth is ive been to prison for fraud,counterfeit notes,theres only 2 places i didnt do it which was manchester and blackpool you dont shitt on yer own doorstep,but the likes of preston,blackburn i flooded em,i eventually grrrrrr got nabbed at a petrol station in rochdale had about 3 k on me,stupid i know but i got complacent,so bang to rights and that hey ho,notdoing my usual quotes “my solicitor said that” “i said this” instead i asked him how long am i gonna get
hesaid 30 k bout 4 years hmm
yeh i was out in 2
anyway i digress what and why should people rob my mail
iknow who they are whove done it
i hope they get used to wheel chairs and drinking soup out of a straw
cos im not letting this go,anyway
any of youse lot had anything gone missing?
oh nocourse you havent youve all got yer own letter boxes
merryfuckingchristmas
26 December, 2021 at 12:42 pm #1143122I lost my virginity a fair few years back mate.Does that count?
26 December, 2021 at 12:47 pm #1143123in a word no
unless 1,any pics
2,what was he called?
26 December, 2021 at 12:51 pm #1143124No pics (was dark)
Her name (dont know) meet at a disco and the church yard next door came in useful 😁
26 December, 2021 at 1:09 pm #1143126doa and philip schofield like this thread
oh dont get me on about that tw@t not our resident tranny bollox,but schoey i despise the cnt hes everywhere countless quiz shows,radio adverts we buy any car etc this morning with that tart holly wannabee
i just want to,,,,,,,,,,,no best not say
and last night i had the misfortune xmas day mind yeh,hes only got his daughter yeh daughter advertising sheds where his wife kicked him out to,,,,,,,yeh as if
i think anybody who reads this will know im not anti gay i live in bpool ive got a membership card for funny girls,cos im a celeb myself
not my vlogs )that aint really me i was just kidding hes got teeth}
i do a bit of hypnotism and magic tricks in blackpool hotels i worked last night am tonight,im booked in various places till new year
anyway enough about me
philip schofield ycmiu
26 December, 2021 at 1:37 pm #1143127im still going on about summat,im not sure what but,hey listen guys
what do youse think about this for an idea?
a thread like this,you know what i mean like i once said to this man /woman you get the gist yeh?
as if you didnt mean it but you really did anyway after the ads we have our star presenter ,,,,,,,drum roll,,,,,,yes shes here,shes stumbled out the green room mulled wine all over the red carpet,,,but shes made it
,WOH WHY ITS ONLY KENT obe
audience meekly reluctantly applause
26 December, 2021 at 2:09 pm #1143128ha right let me tell you if any of youz met me youd know im sound
but im getting abusive pms how dare you attack philip schofield
im just the erm button
ycmifu
26 December, 2021 at 11:21 pm #1143130I lost my virginity a fair few years back mate.Does that count?
Years not decades 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴
26 December, 2021 at 11:24 pm #1143131No pics (was dark)
Her name (dont know) meet at a disco and the church yard next door came in useful 😁
Was dark somer said Could have been Mr bean for all he knows 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴 Sound’s like a classy gent taking her to a church yard to have his evil way 🤣🏴
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27 December, 2021 at 9:28 am #1143134I once said…..Cosy is sound as a pound…I didn’t mean it..
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