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    You could do a version for those that don’t appreciate that sort of music, I reckon it’d work to ‘Englishman In New York’ or whatever that Sting song is.

    #329082

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    8)

    Well come on it’s getting beyond a joke now, your typing and spelling is like a 3yr old ffs.
    And doing a Marty and calling everyone a “coont” is so 5years ago.

    you know what anita, i dont think sunnys spellin is a joke, i like her, shes one of the few REAL people on here and i have never ever even thought bout her spelling ffs , sunny is a diamond and you my freind have obviously been sniffing something to even dare venture to say what you just have.!!!!!!!1

    SUNNY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well if theres one person on ere I would love to chuck rocks at its gotta be sunny… 8)

    #329083

    @fastcars wrote:

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    8)

    Well come on it’s getting beyond a joke now, your typing and spelling is like a 3yr old ffs.
    And doing a Marty and calling everyone a “coont” is so 5years ago.

    you know what anita, i dont think sunnys spellin is a joke, i like her, shes one of the few REAL people on here and i have never ever even thought bout her spelling ffs , sunny is a diamond and you my freind have obviously been sniffing something to even dare venture to say what you just have.!!!!!!!1

    SUNNY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well if theres one person on ere I would love to chuck rocks at its gotta be sunny… 8)

    get yer rocks off
    get yer rocks off (on) sunny 8)

    I would 8) :wink:

    #329084

    the brummie chairmen was on that sports programme tonight, sounds like a bitter old man, blaming brucie for buying shyte players

    maybe if you did’nt get rid of him, you would be above wigan ;)

    #329085
    sunny wrote:
    The players in the team are far too inferior to play in the premiership league. Steve Bruce seems to be the only player earning his rather large salary. One’s manager of the club should strengthen the left back position with quality players. One’s centre back should be strengthened with quality players as should the centre midfield position.

    One’s club misguidedly spent 2.75m on a player called Gary O’conner who is not capable of striking one’s match, let alone a goal.

    One’s club misguidedly spent 2m on a player called Ridgwell, who has no experience and needs a satelitte navigation system to find his way back to the farmyard, where he could run with the other headless chickens. My back teeth are somewhat unhappy about this player.

    One’s club spent £4m on a player called Muamber, who is quite nice but he cant pass balls apparently, perhaps the chatter on here, who is aptly named anita goforadump ,could at least show him how to pass something?

    One’s club disposed of a player who could keep the ball, a player called Clemance, who would have at least been a good team member.

    One’s club played Jerome rather wide today, as their was no one else available to replace Larrson. Oh, on second thoughts, one thinks that we could have played De Ridder, but he is rather clumsy and always falls over the minute someone drops a hat. (Hats will be banned from games that De Ridder plays at in future!)
    We played today with Jerome out wide right because didn’t have any one else in the squad to replace larrson

    One’s team really does need to learn, you can only win games if you keep the ball and not allow the other team to take it off them so that all one is doing, is running around the pitch.

    In january, one’s club should have spent real money and somehow managed to get one’s clubs fans onside, however, unfortunately we have not sold out seat in one game this season as yet.

    I do keep encouranging the board to spend money, but they appear to be disheartened that the fans of the club do not attend games. One’s board gets very dissalusioned by other clubs selling more tickets than they do and give up far to easily.

    When one is in the championship, a better class of game is played. For the time being one’s stomach is rather upset at a club with no consistency.

    Oh dear, it took one ages to type all that. However, one doesn’t feel any better.

    <span style="color: red]Ok, if sunny had typed it like that she wouldnt have been our sunny Anita, you COONT!!!!!!!!!! [/size%;”> :evil: :evil:

    #329086

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @sunny wrote:

    The players in the team are far too inferior to play in the premiership league. Steve Bruce seems to be the only player earning his rather large salary. One’s manager of the club should strengthen the left back position with quality players. One’s centre back should be strengthened with quality players as should the centre midfield position.

    One’s club misguidedly spent 2.75m on a player called Gary O’conner who is not capable of striking one’s match, let alone a goal.

    One’s club misguidedly spent 2m on a player called Ridgwell, who has no experience and needs a satelitte navigation system to find his way back to the farmyard, where he could run with the other headless chickens. My back teeth are somewhat unhappy about this player.

    One’s club spent £4m on a player called Muamber, who is quite nice but he cant pass balls apparently, perhaps the chatter on here, who is aptly named anita goforadump ,could at least show him how to pass something?

    One’s club disposed of a player who could keep the ball, a player called Clemance, who would have at least been a good team member.

    One’s club played Jerome rather wide today, as their was no one else available to replace Larrson. Oh, on second thoughts, one thinks that we could have played De Ridder, but he is rather clumsy and always falls over the minute someone drops a hat. (Hats will be banned from games that De Ridder plays at in future!)
    We played today with Jerome out wide right because didn’t have any one else in the squad to replace larrson

    One’s team really does need to learn, you can only win games if you keep the ball and not allow the other team to take it off them so that all one is doing, is running around the pitch.

    In january, one’s club should have spent real money and somehow managed to get one’s clubs fans onside, however, unfortunately we have not sold out seat in one game this season as yet.

    I do keep encouranging the board to spend money, but they appear to be disheartened that the fans of the club do not attend games. One’s board gets very dissalusioned by other clubs selling more tickets than they do and give up far to easily.

    When one is in the championship, a better class of game is played. For the time being one’s stomach is rather upset at a club with no consistency.

    Oh dear, it took one ages to type all that. However, one doesn’t feel any better.

    <span style="color: red]Ok, if sunny had typed it like that she wouldnt have been our sunny Anita, you COONT!!!!!!!!!! [/size%;”> :evil: :evil:

    excellent caff =D> =D> =D>

    #329087

    ^^^ thanc yoo pats took me fookin ayjiz too tipe that, fooking spel chequer is fookin useluss wen yoo triing to spell propur innit!! :wink:

    #329088

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    #329089

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @sword wrote:

    Yes, yes, yes Andrew, fair cop for the 1,000th time, I follow you, I don’t reply or post on a message board I just come here to follow you (did someone accuse him of ‘bigging himself up’?). I’m an avid Andrew follower… come on girls and boys come out of the closet, help Andrew ‘I don’t care’ to feel loved..

    could we make a JC song up and have that as the title? Its too good to miss an opportunity like that. 8) :wink:

    ok sharon here we go lol…to be read in the style of pam ayres lol …..

    I am an avid Andrew follower
    I think its a him and not her
    Mind you Andrew likes to follow me too
    Waits in the next post an says BOO!!

    Poor Andrew is so obsessed
    but from all his posts
    you’ve already guessed
    that he keeps his hands busy elswhere
    how does he pick his nose
    and……..does he type with his toes??b :shock:

    I do hope his supply of cling film
    that keeps his keyboard clean,
    never runs out when tesco’s.
    opening hours, are betwixt and between.
    but never mind andrew,
    just chat thinks yer a bit of a pratt
    ooooooo looks around….just where is that andrew at?

    should i be afraid of this scholarly gent,
    will i get upset when his abuse is sent,
    he is for sure a learned master…..
    but bate him and he sure is a disaster…..

    when asked many years ago
    when he grew up, what was he to do
    oh dear it would seem, he said a banker :shock:
    well his spelling aint all that cos….
    as far as i know aint it spelt w/anker??? :lol:

    now now caff you know dumpy doesnt give a flying pigs di/ck *to quote sunny* :lol: what we think. cos he is better than us. innit. 8)

    #329090

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @sunny wrote:

    The players in the team are far too inferior to play in the premiership league. Steve Bruce seems to be the only player earning his rather large salary. One’s manager of the club should strengthen the left back position with quality players. One’s centre back should be strengthened with quality players as should the centre midfield position.

    One’s club misguidedly spent 2.75m on a player called Gary O’conner who is not capable of striking one’s match, let alone a goal.

    One’s club misguidedly spent 2m on a player called Ridgwell, who has no experience and needs a satelitte navigation system to find his way back to the farmyard, where he could run with the other headless chickens. My back teeth are somewhat unhappy about this player.

    One’s club spent £4m on a player called Muamber, who is quite nice but he cant pass balls apparently, perhaps the chatter on here, who is aptly named anita goforadump ,could at least show him how to pass something?

    One’s club disposed of a player who could keep the ball, a player called Clemance, who would have at least been a good team member.

    One’s club played Jerome rather wide today, as their was no one else available to replace Larrson. Oh, on second thoughts, one thinks that we could have played De Ridder, but he is rather clumsy and always falls over the minute someone drops a hat. (Hats will be banned from games that De Ridder plays at in future!)
    We played today with Jerome out wide right because didn’t have any one else in the squad to replace larrson

    One’s team really does need to learn, you can only win games if you keep the ball and not allow the other team to take it off them so that all one is doing, is running around the pitch.

    In january, one’s club should have spent real money and somehow managed to get one’s clubs fans onside, however, unfortunately we have not sold out seat in one game this season as yet.

    I do keep encouranging the board to spend money, but they appear to be disheartened that the fans of the club do not attend games. One’s board gets very dissalusioned by other clubs selling more tickets than they do and give up far to easily.

    When one is in the championship, a better class of game is played. For the time being one’s stomach is rather upset at a club with no consistency.

    Oh dear, it took one ages to type all that. However, one doesn’t feel any better.

    <span style="color: red]Ok, if sunny had typed it like that she wouldnt have been our sunny Anita, you COONT!!!!!!!!!! [/size%;”> :evil: :evil:

    Caff thats f00king brill best laugh iv had in ages lol iv coped and pasted it im putting it on me footy site im a member off

    Who may i add have never once mentioned my spelling grammar or me swearing Been banned a few times to calm down thats about it lol

    Dumpy please dont think what you said about me as made one bit of difference son your you im me as i said i wont change for no one ,If people dont like what i type say or do thats fine by me chick

    Sharron so would i lol :wink:

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