actually bon bon,,thats an idea,,if ye find one can i have a shot afterwards. Im not even caring about the shag,i do need a man for certain things round the house and garden. Mind you,i would need him for a week.
Pull out my fridge freezer from the gap its been wedged in
ditto cooker
demolish cupboard in between above
remove work top
clean behind said items (I can do that while man has cup of tea and a rest)
plumb in dishwasher
rearrange white goods
replace worktop
Giz a shag