I need…

@rubyred wrote:

he told me he has a latex allergy ! and promised me a russian roulette of a jumpy off !
One drunken night with Charlie proclaimer and 9 months later there i am, feet up in stirrups and Morag coming into the world. the glasses coming oot tore my Perineum ! so im jig jagged with fancy needlework o a NHS doc, working on the side !

imagine my disgust to discover it was big Rab the Roadie !

Who now prefers to be known as Rabetta since getting his boabie jammed in the door of the tour bus when he was having a slash doin 80 kph along the autobahn during the WE LOOK ARYAN BUT WE’RE NO’ Proclaimer’s tour of the Deutschland in ’97.

@rubyred wrote:

Rabetta Shut yer geggy and stop hogging this thread :)

I once heard a woman shout ” pocohontas mcgreegor come here ,Right now “..

class. !

I knew her wee cousin..Pocosweeties McSporran :P

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

Rabetta Shut yer geggy and stop hogging this thread :)

I once heard a woman shout ” pocohontas mcgreegor come here ,Right now “..

class. !

I knew her wee cousin..Pocosweeties McSporran :P

I wasnae joking BTW but !

Im sure it was the McSporrans that adopted morag proclaimer actually. IF they have changed her name i will be affronted. ! The peavey Amp and the Leslie cabinets we swapped her for were blew up yon night you started yon fire.. *shudders* ..

Nobody warned me not to light the flaming-sambucas next to the paraffin heater. But ye have to admit that the pyrotechnics were out of this world..as unfortunatlely was wee Morag Proclaimer’s pet chinchilla when his fluffy erse trajectoried across the hedge like a roman candle. :oops: