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  • #1087519

    Linda my name is John, when you can consistently remember your age without using a calendar than I will give you some grace. Something you were meaning , like a point maybe? Let me know when you solved your own language barriers with yourself. Maybe you can get a grownup to assist.

     

    Make sense?

     

     

    #1087522

    Ge

    It’s not a war GE, if I lose at something I enjoy it more as I get better. When I first started playing chess I would only seek matches with people where I knew I would easily get destroyed, in return they made me a better player. If I simply seeked matches with weaker opponents I would never improve though my ego would expand.

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    Since chess u know well,I am however confessing not a player as pieces confuse me. What piece have u placed me in?

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    #1087525

    I used to love playing chess, but nobody I know plays now..not for years…

    #1087541

    Well u will have to teach me scep..xx

    #1087544

    you have a chess set as well as Criterion?

     

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    #1087584

    Scep….

    Well I do have the criterion requests packed in my luggage to deliver to you. However, my chess set has to stay home. You see, limited on weight with luggage, and a girl needs to pack her girly things for an adventure…that a priority…

    XXxX

    Linda

    #1087587

    I had a chess set made out of cheese……to be honest …it matured too long and now it’s stale m8….LMAO

    #1087636

    Scep…. Well I do have the criterion requests packed in my luggage to deliver to you. However, my chess set has to stay home. You see, limited on weight with luggage, and a girl needs to pack her girly things for an adventure…that a priority… XXxX Linda

    omg!!!

    I was told for sure by jc people that Linda was really a man!!!

    *looks from side to side

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    #1087646

    Oh scep,

    If I have operation now to be real woman, I may not make my plane in time. XXxX

    I don’t want to be delayed, and oh, maybe I should leave my dresses home. XXxX

    I think promised milky a mini. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Don’t want to disappoint either of you….

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