I know this should be in Jokes Section

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were
in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her
private area and noticed a slight response on the monitor when she touched
her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable
movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
“As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma.”

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they’d close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife’s room.

After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. “What happened!?” they cried.