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  • #384524

    :lol: Lol Sounds like something out the *OOR WULLIE* bless :D

    #384525

    Rubes I remember learning this poem at school and using it as my Halloween piece :) I still love it

    Lament For A Lost Dinner Ticket
    (Margaret Hamilton)
    See ma mammy
    See ma dinner ticket
    A pitituma
    Pokit an she pititiny
    Washnmachine

    See thou burnty
    Up wherra firewiz

    Ma mammy says Am no tellnyagain
    No’y playnit
    A jist wen’y eatma
    Pokacrisps furma dinner
    Nabigwoffldoon

    The wummin sed Aver near
    Clapsd
    Jistur heednur
    Wee wellies sticknoot

    They sed Wot heppind?
    Nme’nma belly
    Na bedna hospital
    A sed A pititnma
    Pokit an she pititny
    Washnmachine

    They sed Ees thees chaild ebslootly
    Non verbal?
    A sed MA BUMSAIR
    Nwen’y sleep

    #384526

    Not familiar with that one Shin.. maybe not common on the East,, I found mine too :) remember the days ya had to learn the bliddy things PLUS learn yer times tables at same time too..

    Cuddle Doon

    The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht
    Wi muckle faught and din.
    “Oh try an’ sleep, ye waukrife rogues,
    Your faither’s comin’ in.”
    They niver heed a word I speak,
    I try tae gie a froon,
    But aye I hap’ them up an’ cry
    “Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

    Wee Jamie wi’ the curly heid,
    He aye sleeps next the wa’
    Bangs up and cries, “I want a piece!”
    The rascal starts them a’.
    I rin and fetch them pieces, drinks,
    They stop a wee the soun’,
    Then draw the blankets up an’ cry,
    “Noo, weanies, cuddle doon.”

    But ere five minutes gang, wee Rab
    Cries oot frae neath the claes,
    “Mither, mak’ Tam gie ower at aince,
    He’s kittlin’ wi’ his taes.”
    The mischief in that Tam for tricks,
    He’d bother half the toon,
    But aye I hap them up an’ cry,
    “Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

    At length they hear their faither’s fit
    An’ as he steeks the door,
    They turn their faces tae the wa’
    An Tam pretends tae snore.
    “Hae a’ the weans been gude?” he asks,
    As he pits aff his shoon.
    “The bairnies, John, are in their beds
    An’ lang since cuddled doon!”

    An’ just afore we bed oorsel’s
    We look at oor wee lambs,
    Tam has his airm roun’ wee Rab’s neck
    An Rab his airm roun’ Tam’s.
    I lift wee Jamie up the bed
    An as I straik each croon,
    I whisper till my heart fills up:
    “Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

    The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht
    Wi’ mirth that’s dear tae me.
    But soon the big warl’s cark an’ care
    Will quiten doon their glee.
    Yet come what will to ilka ane,
    May He who rules aboon,
    Aye whisper, though their pows be bald:
    “Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

    Meaning of unusual words:
    muckle faught=lots of fighting
    waukrife=wakeful
    hap’=wrap
    aye=always
    bairnies=children
    a piece=bread sandwich
    weanies=small children
    gie ower=stop
    kittlin=tickling
    steek=closes
    shoon=shoes
    straik=stroke
    cark=fret
    ilka=each and every
    aboon=above
    pows=heads

    #384527

    Halloween is the biggest test of the year for blackout blinds. :-

    #384528

    Sod Halloween I can’t wait for 19th December cos i break up from work and hibernate until January :lol:

    #384529

    @catmanblue wrote:

    Sod Halloween I can’t wait for 19th December cos i break up from work and hibernate until January :lol:

    17th for me!

    I have two more days and then i’m on hol for a week…. commmeeee on! (Some lucky buggers have had two weeks half term :evil: )

    #384530

    I don’t mind halloween, It’s bloody christmas I hate!!! Bah Humbug! :twisted:

    #384531

    i just love any excuse for a party

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