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28 April, 2008 at 8:50 pm #332426
Well shazza its only fare i have put pics up of my hernia op hysterectomy op Mary as put some up of her knee
NOW we wanna see pics of ya poorly ars e :twisted:
28 April, 2008 at 9:20 pm #332427aint much to see honestly! no outside bruising or anything, the damage is all internal, and I feel that with every movement… :x makes me feel sick thinking about it!
Matty…. I dont do bum loving mate, sorry to destroy the fantasy (no matter what Ive told you before on the phone whilst pissed
28 April, 2008 at 9:23 pm #332428@sharongooner wrote:
aint much to see honestly! no outside bruising or anything, the damage is all internal, and I feel that with every movement… :x makes me feel sick thinking about it!
Matty…. I dont do bum loving mate, sorry to destroy the fantasy (no matter what Ive told you before on the phone whilst pissed
slut. 8)
28 April, 2008 at 9:30 pm #332429@pats wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
aint much to see honestly! no outside bruising or anything, the damage is all internal, and I feel that with every movement… :x makes me feel sick thinking about it!
Matty…. I dont do bum loving mate, sorry to destroy the fantasy (no matter what Ive told you before on the phone whilst pissed
slut. 8)
I know, got to have a break now though… nice and normal for a while whilst it heals!
28 April, 2008 at 9:47 pm #332430have you tried sticking a fishermans friend up there, it might take the pain away O:)
28 April, 2008 at 9:55 pm #332431you made me eyes water chick!!!! :shock: :lol: Im so filled up with drugs now, the pain is being controlled pretty well. But the thought of one of those bad boys up there… yuch!!
28 April, 2008 at 9:56 pm #332432Aww sorry to hear of your misfortune there Shaz lass xx
Don’t mind these wretched ghouls giving you stick. I’m sure if called upon not one of them could even come close to filling a .. umm.. slot as.. erm regular as yours on here!..
Anway…
You rest that bum of yours now :wink:
*Kisses it better*
:P
28 April, 2008 at 9:58 pm #332433ohhh shaZZa xx i fractured mine 7yrs agon in Turkey slipped doon 22 stairs that were wet and used my ar5e as a brake even the siZe o ma ar5e failed to stop me bumpin down 19 of them afore i stop’d, shaZZa my brusing covered from my wasite to the top of my thighs lol need to get mum to look oot the pic’s… but when i went to the hosp in turkey they said i was ok, flow hame via manchester and the paramedics had to take me off the flight as when we desend my ar5e felt like it was strectch to the flair and i terrifed the passengers with ma screams..!! got to manchester a n e and xray and there was the damage,,
6wks i was sore for…!!
told ya i fell on ma knee daft koont i am..!!28 April, 2008 at 10:05 pm #332434@Sgt Pepper wrote:
Aww sorry to hear of your misfortune there Shaz lass xx
Don’t mind these wretched ghouls giving you stick. I’m sure if called upon not one of them could even come close to filling a .. umm.. slot as.. erm regular as yours on here!..
Anway…
You rest that bum of yours now :wink:
*Kisses it better*
:P
cheeky fecker…. thanks! :lol:
28 April, 2008 at 10:06 pm #332435@abitofmary_j wrote:
ohhh shaZZa xx i fractured mine 7yrs agon in Turkey slipped doon 22 stairs that were wet and used my ar5e as a brake even the siZe o ma ar5e failed to stop me bumpin down 19 of them afore i stop’d, shaZZa my brusing covered from my wasite to the top of my thighs lol need to get mum to look oot the pic’s… but when i went to the hosp in turkey they said i was ok, flow hame via manchester and the paramedics had to take me off the flight as when we desend my ar5e felt like it was strectch to the flair and i terrifed the passengers with ma screams..!! got to manchester a n e and xray and there was the damage,,
6wks i was sore for…!!
told ya i fell on ma knee daft koont i am..!!I got your msg on FB did you get mine? Cant believe you’ve fallen on your bad knee, if I fell on my arse now I think I would pass out lol!
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