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    @sword wrote:

    I find your need to reply, having just been to a sex site, illuminating, to say the least.

    I bet – as you typedthat – you were standing by the fireplace with a smoking jacket on, puffing a woodbine from a cigaretter holder.
    Noel Coward eat ya heart out.
    Knowing you, it’s more likely you’re sitting on the toilet with yer knickers round yer ankles eating a packet of cheese n onion crisps.
    Class guy that you are.

    #372879

    ooooo sir the image i just got then made me choke on my cup of tea. now can’t stop laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #372880

    @hope wrote:

    ooooo sir the image i just got then made me choke on my cup of tea. now can’t stop laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    You have to put these upstarts in their place hope. :wink:
    He’s just dashed lucky I didn’t thrash him with a riding crop.
    The boundah.

    #372881

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    #372882

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @sword wrote:

    I find your need to reply, having just been to a sex site, illuminating, to say the least.

    I bet – as you typedthat – you were standing by the fireplace with a smoking jacket on, puffing a woodbine from a cigaretter holder.
    Noel Coward eat ya heart out.
    Knowing you, it’s more likely you’re sitting on the toilet with yer knickers round yer ankles eating a packet of cheese n onion crisps.
    Class guy that you are.

    Going to sex sites, dreaming of men in knickers… you’re starting to worry me Stynes.

    #372883

    @sword wrote:

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @sword wrote:

    I find your need to reply, having just been to a sex site, illuminating, to say the least.

    I bet – as you typedthat – you were standing by the fireplace with a smoking jacket on, puffing a woodbine from a cigaretter holder.
    Noel Coward eat ya heart out.
    Knowing you, it’s more likely you’re sitting on the toilet with yer knickers round yer ankles eating a packet of cheese n onion crisps.
    Class guy that you are.

    Going to sex sites, dreaming of men in knickers… you’re starting to worry me Stynes.

    I bet you dance like Shakin Stevens.

    #372884

    @sword wrote:

    Beats leading your shady life Stynes, hope your son doesn’t know how to check the cache on your PC, you may have some explaining to do?

    Hope you don’t talk in your sleep or the poor bitch that has to put up with you may ask what your fascination is with men and knickers?

    And cheese n onion crisps….

    #372885

    I read somewhere that pete is learning Polish so that he can post comments on their message boards.

    =D> bravo pete. I’m sure they will love you too.

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