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@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
this silly half hour is all very well but.
where are your suggestions :evil:we dont have any cos were a bunch o lazy bastirds :)
I’ll have you know I’m always up at the crack of afternoon teatime 8)
I think im Erchie if im up by 10 ! have to be up early manana though, got the dentist at the ungodly hour of 1.45 pm. !
If you have to be up at 5am just before you go to sleep tap yaself on the head 5 times
@bon bon wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
I’m fed up racing across the shop floor in slow motion to the sounds of my colleagues humming the theme tune from Chariots of Fire
Funny !
Even I laughed
You need to get yourself down those stairs faster in the morning. Try and raise yourself to the speed of an elephant being pushed up them.
That should do it.what could possibly be faster than flying
sleeping AT work
@toybulldog wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
I’m fed up racing across the shop floor in slow motion to the sounds of my colleagues humming the theme tune from Chariots of Fire
Funny !
Even I laughed
You need to get yourself down those stairs faster in the morning. Try and raise yourself to the speed of an elephant being pushed up them.
That should do it.what could possibly be faster than flying
sleeping AT work
I’ve never been known to sleep on the job
@sir Actor wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
three of them this morning
no sausages , although the cleaner moved the *Caution Wet Floor* sign out of the way for me :lol:I see a man wearing a flat cap and with a loaf of hovis under one arm watching you and looking at his stop watch.
I’m not sure what he’s saying because it’s in slow motion but it looks like
“eee bah gum tha’s quicker than me ferret lass” .
PML :D
@pete wrote:
If you have to be up at 5am just before you go to sleep tap yaself on the head 5 times
I was going to say something similar Pete. Was someone else told me,if you have to be up by certain time, but it was to tap your head on the pillow for that amount of times.
Might possibly be mind over matter Di, but works for me usually :wink:
I used to sleep with one mobile under the pillow.. (For the alarm) :lol: And another mobile somewhere else in the room, so if the one under the pillow failed to wake me, or i’d turn it off, then i’d have to actually get up for the other..
I only need the one phone now, although, i’m weird, i NEVER set an alarm for eg: 8:00.. It has to be 8:02.. :?
Sometimes i wake up before it goes off.. I feel as if i’m cheating then… :lol:
radio 1… 6.45… re-set forward another hour, get up 7.45..
usually :lol:
Only had 4 hours sleep this morning… I need at least 5 or 6.
Seven times she rang me this morning
Made if for 7am but forgot my clock in card grrrr
I’ll try putting my clocks one hour on and see if that works
I’ve two days off now and I bet I’m up at 6 amNice to see you back Di x
I used to bang my head on the pillow :oops: :lol: It did work :lol:
If you have to be up at 6 and say you go to bed at 12 then bang your head on the pillow 6 times :oops:
Jeezuz I am bonkers :lol:
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