Yes I KNOW he is really called James BLUNT but then the line about being the blind man with a guide dog (David BLUNKETT) wouldn’t have worked and I thought that line would show another important defect in the panickstricken character – He thinks he knows everything but really he knows nothing. At the end of the day, those who got the joke immediately would have found it funny and the others would maybe find something else in the post to give them a giggle. I really wouldn’t want anyone to waste time going TOO deeply into this… :P