I am giving up Alcohol!!!!!

i hardly drink anyway :lol: so giving up would be easy

@geordiebird wrote:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

bet u drink the white stuff george :D

dirty git :lol:

How do you know if a man has a high sperm count?

On acount of the fact you have to chew before you swallow!

:-…
that made me feel sick

@oss wrote:

Ah but do you treat it like you should treat all food and chew it 46 times to get maximum flavour out of it :roll:

No. I gargle!

@oss wrote:

There he is puting his flippers on ready for the big swim then all of a sudden all of the lessons he has recieved about the vagina and the womb etc have gone out the window. What he thought was gonna be a swim upstream, has now turned into a evasion tactics one on one with a lashing tongue and a marauding set of teeth followed by a ride the rapids down stream through the oesophagus and into the acid filled stomach. If they survive that they got the ungodly smell of the bladder followed by a freefall without a parachute into the toilet and then another water turbulence experience as they get flushed into the sewer and then on to the water plant where they get cleaned up and put out as Bottled drinking water. Then they spend a few days looking out of the btl seeing people walk by thinking that could of been me in nine months. but no she had to swallow.

Christ Indiana Jones never had an adventure like that :lol:

Upsorockinglutley!!!!! classic and 100 points….