Hushhhhh

@forumhostpb wrote:

Necrophilia in mortuarys isn’t as uncommon as you might imagine – in spite of Esme’s tongue in cheek comments.

When I was a student (in the 1930’s lol) I had a holiday job as a ‘nurse’ in an old folk’s home and did a twice a week shift in the attached mortuary.

It was a well known ‘fact’ (according to local informed gossip) that one of the mortuary attendants always made a point of staying late alone whenever a deceased female was admitted.

One week when I arrived for my shift, I was told that he had been sacked, having been caught in flagante with one of said female corpses. However, major efforts went into hushing it up in case any of the relatives found out and leaked it to the press.

<span style="color: red]It was later said that this bloke couldn't tell the difference between the response he got from a cadaver and that which he got from his girlfriend….. only that he didn't have to say thank you afterwards to the cadaver.[/color”>

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@esmeralda wrote:

The fairground ride made us turn a funny colour..

..but oh how we enjoyed it..

That bloke with the pink hat.. Looks as if he wanted to get off.. :?

I can see a hand.. STOP.. Think the bloke next to me has Pi.ssed himself.. :shock:

The girl in the middle thinks it’s funny, and the first lass.. Well.. If she was pregnant, judging by the look on her face, i’d say she was about to go into labour.. :roll:

@esmeralda wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

I can see a hand.. STOP.. Think the bloke next to me has Pi.ssed himself.. :shock:

The girl in the middle thinks it’s funny, and the first lass.. Well.. If she was pregnant, judging by the look on her face, i’d say she was about to go into labour.. :roll:

Actually..that’s Ruby in the pink hairband..cursing and swearing that it’s the last time she uses a home-perm; Shazza’a on the left, hysterical coz she’s just realised this goes up and down and not in and out; and I’m the one in the middle..laffin at their discomfort although that came to an abrupt halt when I got back to the B&B and discovered that too many rum-magnums had turned me not only brown..but Caribbean. :roll:

All in All, you had a great day at Butlins then? Well Done!! =D>

Agreed. It was great fun to read and loved the holiday pics lololol brilliant!