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oh god i cant get the image of esmes slippers complete with feet sitting either end of rubes mantelpiece now. will be a grt talking point tho wen rubes appears on come dine with me. :lol:
@pats wrote:
oh god i cant get the image of esmes slippers complete with feet sitting either end of rubes mantelpiece now. will be a grt talking point tho wen rubes appears on come dine with me. :lol:
I can always use them to serve canapes to the guests while i fan my rancid oven and scrape the burnt bits off the Markies bought beef wellingtons !
@pats wrote:
oh god i cant get the image of esmes slippers complete with feet sitting either end of rubes mantelpiece now. will be a grt talking point tho wen rubes appears on come dine with me. :lol:
I should have shaved the buggers..now everyone will realise that for all this time I’ve been half-woman/half-Kangaroo, fighting off villains in me bush..er..THE bush! :roll:
Ah worry Not Esme,, it just so happens that i wear a Utility Belt at all times for good housekeeping, and nestling in between the ” make yer own cochineal crusher” and the ” steep dirty plates for a week tablets” I found a little blow torch i use for my Pavlovas and baked alaska ! I shall merely burn that offending hairs aff legs.
is it true you were once the model for a Shetland pony, with your legs ?
@rubyred wrote:
Ah worry Not Esme,, it just so happens that i wear a Utility Belt at all times for good housekeeping, and nestling in between the ” make yer own cochineal crusher” and the ” steep dirty plates for a week tablets” I found a little blow torch i use for my Pavlovas and baked alaska ! I shall merely burn that offending hairs aff legs.
is it true you were once the model for a Shetland pony, with your legs ?
Sadly no….
..it was for a Clydesdale Carthorse..the farmer’s wife would waft a deep-fried pizza from the far end of the field and I would yank that plough so fast..I met the farmer coming up fer his breakfast on me way back down from me lunch..
nice perr o thin ankles though ! I assumed it was the aforementioned “shetland” with the hairs. Im more an old Donkey ye see with the straw floppy hat on. Eating with my mouth full,and showing aff my carrot supreme !
neigh bother !
@rubyred wrote:
nice perr o thin ankles though ! I assumed it was the aforementioned “shetland” with the hairs. Im more an old Donkey ye see with the straw floppy hat on. Eating with my mouth full,and showing aff my carrot supreme !
neigh bother !
Not only has this young ragamuffin nicked your straw hat, but I do believe he has made off with your carrot supreme.
Oh..and he’s smuggled you into Beirut..the filthy white-slave-donkey trader. Dismount my friend at once, you scallywag and no I don’t wanna see feelthy photos of your big brother. Um..just HOW big is he?
no thats me on my holidays ! I got a great deal from” sunsets in warzones dot com”, I kinda fancied Sierra leonne but they were full, so Beirut it was. many a happy day i spent with the wee iraquis on my back,as id limp along the promendade, avoiding sniper fire and mad mullahs tapping me for a fiver ! Dunno if id go back though ! was full o americans on their holidays too, and you KNOW what the yanks are like for upstaging.. they even had on khaki fatigues etc to blend in with the scenery .. going away again in October, for the rainny night in Georgia weekend. ..
wish ye were here !
@rubyred wrote:
no thats me on my holidays ! I got a great deal from” sunsets in warzones dot com”, I kinda fancied Sierra leonne but they were full, so Beirut it was. many a happy day i spent with the wee iraquis on my back,as id limp along the promendade, avoiding sniper fire and mad mullahs tapping me for a fiver ! Dunno if id go back though ! was full o americans on their holidays too, and you KNOW what the yanks are like for upstaging.. they even had on khaki fatigues etc to blend in with the scenery .. going away again in October, for the rainny night in Georgia weekend. ..
wish ye were here !
Me and Ruby on our last visit to Georgia..we were a bit disappointed by the standard of the guided tour round Tbilisi to be honest. Oh..I’m in the burnt orange..
Here we are enjoying a snack. I won’t say who is who, but Ruby sure suits that black plastic bunnet..
I have pics of both of you be afraid be very afraid :twisted:
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