Sore back. Wish I’d been misbehaving to deserve it.
Must be all this talk of Mrs Teapot, Gaz, Kenty, jen-jen, confused gender roles and a pink gimp suit. Now I know why they call it “Getting Serious”.
Sorry everyone – I’m feeling quite weak now – I may have to lie down.
Oh by the way, don’t worry about the super injunction, your secrets are safe with me.
:P