How would you deal with inner turmoil?

Please tell me… 8)

I have not

a) brushed my teeth (he threw that at me so its in a field somewhere)
b) eaten at all since yesterday lunchtime
c) changed clothes
d) slept

F00kin men :x i have a right mind to dance around a fire in me back garden chanting “die die die!”

But i am not that mad…choose one of the following please ladies.

Men: you may post but at your peril.

I thank you. 8)

*i will not be adding the “dont give a pluck option for all you lazy feckers…if you dont care, f*ck off. :x