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I always ask them in & take the piss out of them , they hardly ever come round these days & if they do its the others setting them up …. :lol:
you could also say “look just read the bloody meter and go will ya !!”
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do a hard sell on double glazing – until their eyes glaze over (unlikely)
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tell them you already Thank God daily for making you an atheist
or
make like a crazed killer who eats unsolicited guests for breakfast
(and their pamphlets)@langstraat wrote:
One rainy day last year I was visited by a pair of JW’s and because of the inclement weather invited them in. Out of courtesy I showed them into my lounge and bid them to be seated. I asked whether they would like a cup of tea and a slice of cake; both of which they declined. Well I wasn’t going to be put off my elevenses and returned a few minutes later and joined them. Making myself comfortable I asked them what the purpose of their visit was; They both looked at each other quizzically, after a pause the elder spoke “I don’t know we’ve never got this far before”.
I watched them walk down the drive. I haven’t been bothered by them since.Long time no hear Langy… nice to see you.
@pats wrote:
i just tell em i’m catholic. 8)
My other half is…and i send him to the door. Every Saturday they arrive… he’s amazed since moving in at how many i get. I told him they’ll soon get the mesage and we will see a big red cross plastered on or door when they do. :roll: :lol:
It’s like those companies which send elderly folk junk mail demanding money as they’ve won big time. They get put on a suckers list if they send money or appear to communicate. Before my o/h came along i was on the jehovas list…. “She’s not made her mind up yet boys”…i’d talk to them for hours on the doorstep.
I pUt them off by announcing that the devil lies in me ! invited them in,,and asked about animals,, as in household parakeets ! I seen the panic in their faces,as they assumed rightly i was an animal lover ! I asked if they would join me in the greater hosannah of things !
their a shower of fundamentalists ! mock them all ya wish..!
They always knock on my door on the only blo.ody day of the week im desperate for a lie in – Saturdays! The inconsiderate bast.ards! I just look out of the bedroom window until they look up and give them a glare until they pi/ss off! :twisted: :P
Thanks for the ‘welcome back’ Sharon I hardly recognised your avatar and have added it to my collection of forum bints I have in my special grotto
Special thanks to Jack Dee for the tag line to my JW piece
@langstraat wrote:
Thanks for the ‘welcome back’ Sharon I hardly recognised your avatar and have added it to my collection of forum bints I have in my special grotto
Special thanks to Jack Dee for the tag line to my JW piece
as someone once said to me, I think I like you
re: I think I like you
Wasn’t that one of Dick Emery’s catch phrases?
Who the heck is Richard Emery? Bloody forum censorship makes a mockery of what I wrote LOL@langstraat wrote:
Thanks for the ‘welcome back’ Sharon I hardly recognised your avatar and have added it to my collection of forum bints I have in my special grotto
Special thanks to Jack Dee for the tag line to my JW piece
ooooo Mr I have missed you, how privalaged I am… a forum *bint” grotto… do ensure Im at the forefront of all the beauties wont you :lol:
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