How to clean a toilet

When I was about 5 years old my mum had one of those spin driers that you had to drop the lid on to make it work… yes you guessed it… I spun the cat.

Apparently the cat ‘ran away’ after that.

@will wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

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How to clean a toilet :

1. Put both lids up.

2. Add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the bowl.

3. Pick up the cat. Console him gently as you walk towards bathroom.

4. In one very smooth movement, put cat in toilet and close lid. (It might be an idea to stand on the lid as well).

5. The cat will self-agitate and make many suds. Do not worry about this, mister cat is enjoying the whole experience immensely.

6. Flush toilet about 2 or 3 times. This will provide the necessary power-wash and rinse too.

7. Have someone open the front door of your home.

8. Make sure that no one is standing between the bathroom and the front door. (v.important)

9. Stand behind the toilet as far as humanly possible.

10. Very quickly……………..lift lid.

11. Watch cat leave toilet at rocket speed, streak through house and run outside where drying action will commence.

12. Sit back and admire sparkling cleanliness of both commode and cat.

I haven’t actually tried this amazing time-saving tip, but, as one animal-lover to another, please let me know how it all works out.

ty

and my threads r crap? read ya own matey.

Is that a hint of jealousy Will….? God forbid someone post a new thread and your name isn’t at the top.

Oh the mere thought!!