er why was i called cosy lucy?,ive been called it since i was 6,my ma used to knit a lot,and cos i suffered from bad ears since i was born,she used to knit these huge balaclavas.looked like a tea cosy,all my life ive been called cosy,at school even in the merchant navy,where kenny mclennan oh theres cosy spotted me on deck,i had a purple one on this time ,thanks mum for showing me up.ah but when i went to strangeways prison in manchester,i thought im safe here from the name cosy,but alas i knew a lot of them school mates etc,i heard a shout from 2nd tier,hey cosy you alright mate,im like thinking dont call me cosy in here theres lurkers about grr de bleedin ggrrr,its ok i got out unscathed,