@pete wrote:
Hello internet users, this is my house. Photo 1 shows the back entrance, the gate should be unlocked, however, if not, I have left the recycle bin in such a place that you can easily climb over and access my garden. If you cant find a window unlocked, please access the property from the other entrance (see photo 2) as I always leave the door open. Help yourself. Oh and if you get a little peckish while you sift through the clutter, theres a treacle sponge on the kitchen worktop freshly made for you. Enjoy.