Hugs would run a mean neighbourhood watch system not even a ant get down the street without it being logged.
Mrq 4 toilet rolls a week is rather a lot tbf, However your neighbours modus operani intrests me more.
How did they see your shopping ambush you when you got out your car is my bet but they could have been peering into your shopping bags im only guessing mrq.
Toptip mrq next time you go shopping put all your shopping in binliners then your neighbours will be none the wiser about your toilet habits.