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  • #180632

    @squeezy wrote:

    FLIPPIN’ HECK Dawny!! :That’s some list shock: :shock:

    And how in the name of the wee man is this one possible…??? :shock:

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    :lol:

    i went an broke my ankle on me other leg just turnin over in bed :roll:

    ive soft bones due to arthritis chick, was only a matter of time

    ohhh morty that minds me off when i was tryin to get my kid brother to wash for school an he ran out, so i chased him an he lobbed a brick at me, hit me in the face, i didnt think owt bout it till i saw red in my eye, had 5 stitches cos of that runt

    #180633

    Hope you kicked his @rse for that one Dawny!

    #180634

    @geordiebird wrote:

    exactly mort!
    the blood was dripping down my sons hand and he started screaming then when my daughter saw it she started screaming.
    of course i was really calm :D :D

    haha ! bet you were calm at the time [as the adrenaline kicks in] but then when it was over and you thought about it – you were on the verge of collapsing !

    Treat yourself to a flipping big drink GB ! :D

    #180635

    @morticia wrote:

    @geordiebird wrote:

    exactly mort!
    the blood was dripping down my sons hand and he started screaming then when my daughter saw it she started screaming.
    of course i was really calm :D :D

    haha ! bet you were calm at the time [as the adrenaline kicks in] but then when it was over and you thought about it – you were on the verge of collapsing !

    Treat yourself to a flipping big drink GB ! :D

    i have one ty :D

    i think it just all happened fast and i didnt have time to think about it :lol:
    it was as i clean the little pool of blood off the kitchen floor i though phew it could have been much much worse

    #180636

    Good woman – calm in a crisis :D

    ………and a drinker :D :wink:

    #180637

    @poshy wrote:

    @morticia wrote:

    My brother got hit on the head with a golf club

    :shock: Morty – your brother isn’t Prince William is he?

    :-s Are you a secret royal love-child?? :-k

    Ohhhh Princess Morty :mrgreen:

    Wouldn’t that amke Morty Prince Harry…….?? :shock: :lol: :lol:

    #180638

    been once… i said.. i’ll never go again.. even the nurses where ugly

    #180639

    Went twice as a child. Once i fell on a metal doll chair and cut above my eye had to have 6 or 7 stitches. The other fell off my horse and my mom made me go to x ray because I bumped my head :roll: I was fine
    Been with my son once…two years ago, when he flipped off a skateboard riding down our drive :x now a dental implant, braces and $5000 dollars later …

    #180640

    I’m always in hospital. Mainly footballing injuries caused by my extraordinary bravery in the face of peril. A few scars do a man good, in any case. I reckon life is there is a close parallel between what Brian Clough said about the game and life in general. He said, if you come off the field and your shorts aren’t dirty, then you haven’t been playing properly. I say, if you get out of life without a few scars and a few tales of broken bones, then you haven’t been living properly.

    #180641

    @pikey wrote:

    I say, if you get out of life without a few scars and a few tales of broken bones, then you haven’t been living properly.

    I like this, can’t remember where I read it though:

    The purpose of life isn’t to get to heaven in perfect condition. Instead you should skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, glass of wine in the other, completely worn out but exclaiming ‘WOO HOO what a ride!’

    8) :D

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