Horse Poo

Horse poo, like most herbivore poo, is harmless. As some have intimated, positively beneficial. Dog poo, on the other hand, is a menace. You can blind toddlers with just the proper application. There is a reason you have to clear one up and not worry too much about t’other. Silliness.

How spectacularly feisty you are, Ms Panda. I didn’t realise I knew you well enough to be at loggerheads. Please do excuse my terrible manners that have led you to be so upset. You have my full apologies.

Indeed. You put my apologises with the others. Wherever they might be.

I’m glad you’re not grumpy. It’s just you seemed to be wishing me a car accident. I thought it a bit of an overreaction, I must say. I surmised that either I must of upset you unwittingly or perhaps we had knocked against each other in the past when you had a different name. Still, I’m glad I was mistaken and it’s all cleared up now.

Now, we seem to have got down to the idea that horse poo is to be feared because it is a menace on the roads. I must mention at this point that I have an estate in the country and have driven over plops of horse poo on many occasions. I have to report that I have never lost control of my car once because of it and, if I’m honest, I’m not sure it’s really possible.

With that in mind, could you point me in the direction of a report of this ever happening? I know you mentioned the farmer that allowed great quantities of mud to spill over the carriageway and was prosecuted for not making any effort to clear it up but it’s hardly the same as a bit of horse poo in the road, which is what we’re chaffing on about.

@tom wrote:

I poo in public, is that a problem?

No problem, but a talking horse might cause a stir. :lol:

@panda12 wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Indeed. You put my apologises with the others. Wherever they might be.

I’m glad you’re not grumpy. It’s just you seemed to be wishing me a car accident. I thought it a bit of an overreaction, I must say. I surmised that either I must of upset you unwittingly or perhaps we had knocked against each other in the past when you had a different name. Still, I’m glad I was mistaken and it’s all cleared up now.

Now, we seem to have got down to the idea that horse poo is to be feared because it is a menace on the roads. I must mention at this point that I have an estate in the country and have driven over plops of horse poo on many occasions. I have to report that I have never lost control of my car once because of it and, if I’m honest, I’m not sure it’s really possible.

With that in mind, could you point me in the direction of a report of this ever happening? I know you mentioned the farmer that allowed great quantities of mud to spill over the carriageway and was prosecuted for not making any effort to clear it up but it’s hardly the same as a bit of horse poo in the road, which is what we’re chaffing on about.

Do you eat horse poo as you seem to regurgatate enough of it.

/snickers