Hoots mon … there’s a moose, loose, aboot my hoose

@forumhostpb wrote:

The saga continues unabated.

Last night senior management was discussing world affairs at great length on the telephone (at my expense) with a representative of the Italian Mafia when, during a particularly heated exchange with much arm waving etc ….. little “Gwenny” decided to emerge to see what all the commotion was about.

I have become totally immune to senior management’s telephone rantings over the years but “Gwenny” has yet to learn this skill.

There was a piercing scream from the kitchen followed in short order by Mrs PB launching herself into the sitting room DEMANDING that I do something about it.

I took my usual course of continuing to watch the TV until she screamed again. Apparently “Gwenny” had followed her in the hope of a morsel of Italian cheese or something.

Problem I now have is that the Mafiosi to whom Mrs PB was speaking clearly mis-interpreted her screams and assumed the worst. I am now wondering how safe my next trip to Italy will be.

Meanwhile “Gwenny” lives on.

lol aint read this fir awhile, Gwenny nice name… well PB, im now sharin ur dilema..!! but not in the hoose, since the lovely weather has came in my mam decide to sort the shed out , get the stuff ready for carboots, now im on me bed with knee, then i hear this almight scream 15mins ago, towhich if i need the loo id of wet meself..!! i struggles up thinkin plz hope mam is ok, armed with me Zimmer as thought id be quicker than the walkin stick… gets to where my mam is… she’s in the kids trampolene, rememberin my mam 60… screamin .. im like whats happened, wish i had my camera lol to relations of Gwenny, scarperin oot the shed, say 3 big 1 and afew babies…. im like oh shyte all the old baby stuff , pram etc in ere ya wee bassa’s… so after calmin mum doon and sayin they won’t bite, and rem red backs r smaller and deadly she dismounted fae the trampolene which was a laff lol the mooses scarpered, and the damage is the pram is eff’d, the carseat, boxes chewed, so mams away to get sumthg to kill the effer’s, im on moose watch when oot fir smoke…!! and let me tell ya if i saw a wee effer my Zimmers runnin it doon… ive even allowin the neighbours cats over…!!! wee field mooses bassa’s..!!

a moose infestation hmm, must leave bloody big holes in the skirting board :lol:

what you doing with a moose trap? :shock: :wink: are you sure it’s not just a box with blackkettle’s kids waiting inside

i had a field moose once. i set the kids on it. its neva been seen since.

I have lots of dead animals in my garden, Mia Mop is on a killing spree, da da daa we know it’s her da da daaaaa as there has never been any dead birds or mice until Mia Mop started going out da da daaaaaaa. Why can’t all cats be as nice as our Izzy BELL!

I can’t even have the doors open in fear she’ll bring them in the house! :twisted:

!f I posted you some dead mice, you put them around the kitchen it might well deter Gwenny?

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