Hoots mon … there’s a moose, loose, aboot my hoose

Yea, I have a suggestion for you PB. I’m sure the following advice, even being from an American( :lol: ) will rid you of your nasty envasion of a nasty creature. All you have to do PB is take the so call ” banger” you are licking, ooops I meant eating, and share with said mouse. I’m sure that will kill said mouse. That is indeed it’s a mouse and not just some bad porridge you had last night for tea.

There you Go Pb problem solved. :lol:

Remember I care as well.

May I suggest against setting traps or poisons for two valid reason
1) most rodents (especially rats) are neophobes and would be extremely wary of any recent change to their environment
2) wouldn’t your ‘womenfolk’ get rather suspicious if they found out that you had developed a recent obsession with buying mouse-traps and peering into dark, quiet places and crooning ‘here mousey, I won’t hurt you (much)’

What I would suggest is this; find the little blighter’s home, because it will only get worse if it turns out that the little interloper was an expectant mother, and see if you can forcibly evict your unwanted tenant. If that fails then lockdown on all possible sources of food and starve the b45tard out, make sure to clean up any leftover or stray bits of food, it may be slow but hopefully it would be less obvious than rampaging through the house wielding a sledgehammer and leaving peanut butter everywhere.

Oh and if possible find out how the bu99er got in, otherwise one day you might find that you’re up to your neck in mice

@*Sian wrote:

Our gerbil called Comet survived for 3 weeks with not a morsel of food, it ate my tea towels instead!!! :lol: Bloody thing should of been called Houdini! :twisted:

thats fvck all,,i was once panned off with a hamster,,that was pregnant, and they ate my settee ! the inner gubbings ! They just would NOT tak the hint and leave me !

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Stranger things have been known to happen (now imagining PB giving the mouse the speech from the end of Casa Blanca)

wait in the dark night armed with some sort of bat, like any decent person would. At the correct moment whack at some spot within say a foot of the nimble creature.

they have such tiny hearts they can drop dead instantly from the shock of a near miss. Or of course you may have a direct hit, either way its the most humane of all methods stated and you get to score warrior-dude points as well