Hoots mon … there’s a moose, loose, aboot my hoose

@chickenman wrote:

They don’t eat the poison they got that one sussed. Only option is a mouse trap for B & Q about £4. Has to be the one that snaps the neck. Put peanut butter on the trap plate dont bother putting lose food on it becuase they just flick it off and eat it. Use oeanut butter because it will stick to the plate and they will lick it and set the trap off.
Once dead cut the head off and stick it on a lollystick in the ground as a warning to other rodents :twisted:

laffing me head off at this

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@chickenman wrote:

They don’t eat the poison they got that one sussed. Only option is a mouse trap for B & Q about £4. Has to be the one that snaps the neck. Put peanut butter on the trap plate dont bother putting lose food on it becuase they just flick it off and eat it. Use oeanut butter because it will stick to the plate and they will lick it and set the trap off.
Once dead cut the head off and stick it on a lollystick in the ground as a warning to other rodents :twisted:

laffing me head off at this

hurt me bum laughing too… oh the mental images of the icecream man giving some kid the wrong lolly when they ask for a nobbly bobbly!!

I cant help it its a medical condition i caught off a lavatory seat ok mocking the afflicted aint big or clever

@rainbowbrite wrote:

A humane trap….. stick some chocolate down it (They like matesers) and wait for the little bleeder to get caught.

Then either set the cat on it or shoot it with your Desert Eagle .50

or

Set the lovely little creature free in UGO’s back yard.

or his back entrance. 8)

@pats wrote:

@rainbowbrite wrote:

A humane trap….. stick some chocolate down it (They like matesers) and wait for the little bleeder to get caught.

Then either set the cat on it or shoot it with your Desert Eagle .50

or

Set the lovely little creature free in UGO’s back yard.

or his back entrance. 8)

Back Yard/entrance/side/hole….. as applicable!

@sunny wrote:

Can you not just get a lil cage and put soem saw dust in it a wheel and a few bits of fruit

A water bottle and keep him as a pet 8)

lmao. :lol: