Hoots mon … there’s a moose, loose, aboot my hoose

@sword wrote:

I can answer that one… never.

When are you going to stop being a bike?
When will your kids know who their dads are?
When will you find out who their dads are?
When will you stop sponging off the state?
When will you stop blowing strangers and posting images?
When will you stop being a thick lower working class slut?
When will you show a picture of you now and stop using a 1980’s one?

These and so many more… touche my dear fat bird.

I get out of bed at half past ten
Phone up a friend, whos a party animal
Turn on the news and drink some tea
Maybe if youre with me well do some shopping

One day Ill read, or learn to drive a car
If you pass the test, you can beat the rest
But I dont like to compete, or talk street, street, street
I can pick up the best from the party animal

I could leave you, say goodbye
Or I could love you, if I try
And I could
And left to my own devices, I probably would
Left to my own devices, I probably would

Pick up a brochure about the sun
Learn to ignore what the photographer saw
I was always told that you should join a club
Stick with the gang, if you want to belong

I was a lonely boy, no strength, no joy
In a world of my own at the back of the garden
I didnt want to compete, or play out on the street
For in a secret life I was a round head general

I could leave you, say goodbye
Or I could love you, if I try
And I could
And left to my own devices, I probably would
Left to my own devices, I probably would
Oh, I would

I was faced with a choice at a difficult age
Would I write a book? or should I take to the stage?
But in the back of my head I heard distant feet
Che guevara and debussy to a disco beat

Its not a crime when you look the way you do
The way I like to picture you
When I get home, its late at night
I pour a drink and watch the fight

Turn off the tv, look at a book
Pick up the phone, fix some food
Maybe Ill sit up all night and day
Waiting for the minute I hear you say

I could leave you, say goodbye
Or I could love you, if I try
And I could
And left to my own devices, I probably would
Come on, baby, say goodbye
I could love you, if I try
And I could
And left to my own devices, I probably would
Left to my own devices, I probably would

Out of bed, at half past ten
The party animal phones a friend
Picks up news about the sun
And the working day has just begun

Sticks with the gang – at the back of the street
Pass the test – and you dont compete

Drive the car, if youre with me
Che guevaras drinking tea
He reads about a new device
And takes to the stage in a secret life

(uuu…..us)

Left to my own devices, I probably would
If I was left to my own devices, I possibly would

(uuu…..us)

If I was left to my own devices, I probably would
Left to my own devices, I probably would

I could leave you, say goodbye
Or I could love you, if I try
And I could
And left to my own devices, I probably would
Left to my own devices, I probably would
Come on, baby
Left to my own devices, I probably would

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

@*Sian wrote:

Feel free to delete this shyte PB :lol:

spoilsport. :lol: :lol: :lol: i wanna hear more about verrucas mad mother an deranged sister. [-(

@pats wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Feel free to delete this shyte PB :lol:

spoilsport. :lol: :lol: :lol: i wanna hear more about verrucas mad mother an deranged sister. [-(

It only takes for you to looks at Verruca, all your questions will be answered :lol:

are you the google king pete?

except weekends when i become google queen (and bank holidays) :)