Hoots mon … the Terminator cometh.

@forumhostpb wrote:

@polythene_pam wrote:

I hope theyre humane traps, thats what I did when I had a mouse, one of them little tunnel things an when they go in to take the mousey treat the door slams thereby trappin em!
…then you just take it somewhere else to let it go an providing its not a homing mouse its somebody elses problem an your conscience is clear! :D

Well I’m sorry to say that the traps are the type that entices little Gwenny onto a little platform to scoff some of my prized organic crunchy peanut butter and then ……

and then……..

SNAP !!!

…..the pressure of her tiny little feet on the platform releases this spring driven bar which swoops down and breaks her poor little back.

The consolation is that, with a bit of luck and if she’s quick enough, she might have time to swallow some of the lovely yummy peanut butter before being cruelly murdered in the name of domestic bliss.

BTW: Senior management thinks that this is an excellent way to deal with all those that displease her and was recently spotted Googling for ‘man sized’ traps. Hmmmmm!!!

Oh no!!! She didn’t get the email off Geoff did she? :lol:

@minim wrote:

shall i start counting again?

no just admit u like him. :lol:

@chickenman wrote:

I think I may of mislead you a bit. When I said put peanut butter on the trap its not the trap that kills them its the peanut butter. Its a well known fact that mice have a nut allergy, or is that gold fish :? can never remember

F00k me you are a funny c00nt lol :twisted:

Chickenman you are right a lot of them are allergic, but some are MADE allergic by scientists trying to discover a treatment of nut allergies.

I dont wanna come back as a mouse, what’s worse being poisoned by a scientist or at the hands of PB?

/shudders :shock:

Im right behind little Gwenny…. go Gwenny Go!!!!!!