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OK people – that magical time has now arrived. The Hoff alert has been triggered. Over 42,000 people who joined the ‘Get the Hoff to number 1 campaign’ have now been given the order to buy the single.
It is the duty of all of us to get the Hoff to number one. Buy online – the links are at the bottom of the page here:
http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/
For 79p we can show the world the UK loves the Hoff – if he gets to number one I may even be encouraged to give away some free chat name reservations for those that make that all important purchase ;)
It’s talk like that that gets people banned.
Remember, ‘careless talk costs lives’ … well almost.
i’d rather suck geoffs toes.
I would rather watch PATS suck Geoffs toes while having her toes sucked by Fasty!!!!
Sorry but i do think THE HOFF :roll: is very very over rated! :lol:Pay your 79p now. It will save the pound!!!
why not with those free amazon vouchers you give away… buy lots of singles with them, rather then giving them as prizes to people?
I dont want to make the number 1 achievement shallow by way of mulitple purchases.
SO ALL GET OUT THERE AND BUY BUY BUY…..
Go out and buy ‘Jump In My Car’, a delightful ode to highway harassment, a gleeful celebration of the joys of luring unsuspecting women into your talking lovewagon. Truly, a stranger danger masterpiece (told from the stranger’s point of view).
The last time the Hoff motivated people like this, the Berlin Wall came down. Who knows what may happen this time? World peace? Perhaps. An end to global suffering? Possibly. The presence of something other than X Factor induced tedium at number 1? We can but hope.
Buy Jump In My Car From 7 Digital
or
Do it – go now :twisted:
Iv done it!
about time the charts became fun again!
sick of all these long haird hobbit lookalikes sitting with a guitar and singing MEANINGFUL songs about loves lost and stuff!
get the hoff to number 1!!!!
@tommy wrote:
NO!
HANG HIM!
HANG HIM I SAY!
JOIN THE ‘HANG HOFF CAMPAIGN’ NOW, SAVE US FROM THIS TORTURE!
Tommy I,ll let you into a litle secret shall I?
I,ve got a Hass CD. :wink:
Keep up the good work in spreading the Hoff word – his single has already jumped from 63rd in the top songs list on iTunes to number 6 today.
Just a little more purchasing and we will be there. Maybe in time for Sunday?!?
BUY BUY BUY!!!!!
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