HIS N HERS

WOMANS LOVE POEM
Before i lay me down to sleep
i pray for a man who’s not a creep
One who’s handsome,smart and strong
One who loves to listen long

One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call,not wait for weeks
I pray he’s gainfully employed
When i spend his cash,won’t be annoyed

Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind
Knows how to answer to “how bigs my behind “

I pray that this man will love me no end
And always be my very best friend.

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A MANS LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with her own bar on a golf course
Who loves to send me fishing,hunting and boozing.
This does’nt rhyme but i don’t give a toss,