His little willy moves :-O

i want to go into hamleys walk up to the assistant and say can i have a pee and a poo please……… :lol:

@melody wrote:

@nemesis wrote:

@pete wrote:

now these are cute :)

the day I produce something like that in the loo someone better get me the f*** to a doctor.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@pete wrote:

You look down and your shyte is looking back up at ya :shock:

It’s one of those bizzare things about having a poo… why do people look to see what they have produced? haha…. you never see a cow on the moor turn about and check out his turd… although some dogs do turn and have a sniff… and sometimes eat it back haha oh gosh my trainwreck of thought has crossed the line…..

@pete wrote:

It is said if it floats for a while then sinks then you’re getting the right roughage, I have no idea what floating time is considered normal :?

Nothing worse than an aero poo that won’t flush and you go into the cubicle after someone and there it is winking at ya

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

Type 3 and 4 are the healthiest apparently :)