Hints and tips

@jen_jen wrote:

@kezef wrote:

Or just be honest and tell unwanted guests to go away as you have something important to do, like practicing breathing or deflea-ing the gerbil.

Killjoy :lol:

Yep that’ll teach them to land on my doorstep with their screaming brats and Morrison’s cheapo wine, expecting to be fed and watered while i’m trying to watch the footie.

@melody wrote:

Apparently vinegar is good for everything…

so…

wear it like a deoderant and you won’t have any guests :lol:

:lol: like it :wink:

Best tip I was ever given is …. Don’t eat yellow snow. #-o :lol:

Girls…

Too old to go on an 18 to 30 holiday? Simply get pissed, lie in
a sand pit in your garden, and shag every bloke who looks at you over the fence. :lol: